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The Real Housewives of the Bible Actually Exists

Brian Moylan · 07/12/11 12:57PM

If you thought you were annoyed by Bravo's endless cavalcade of big haired, bigger-titted, biggest mouthed ladies of the various Real Housewives franchises, just wait until you meet the Real Housewives of the Bible.

How Much is Jesus' Face on a Rocking Chair Worth?

Brian Moylan · 06/22/11 12:33PM

California crackpot Lou Balducci found the face of Jesus in one of his rotted, unusable rocking chairs earlier this year. Now he's doing what any good, respecting Christian would do to serve God: He's selling it. How much will they fetch?

Real Housewives of Orange County: The Naked and the Dead

Brian Moylan · 04/04/11 12:50PM

When the five horsewomen of the apocalypse finally bring about their Armageddon on the seven million families that live in gated communities, there will only be one thing left for us to remember them by: their stuff. Let's sift through the Real Housewives rubble.

How the Real Housewives Shill for Their Real Husbands

Doree Shafrir · 02/10/10 01:22PM

Alexis Bellino, the newest cast member of The Real Housewives of Orange County, is continuing a grand Real Housewives tradition—she's using the show to try and shore up her husband's various business "interests."