Real Housewife Alexis Bellino has got herself some new Orange Country digs, and it's pink and plastic-y like the lady herself.

Despite rumors that Alexis and her husband were forced to foreclose on their Newport Beach mansion, Alexis announced on last season's reunion episode that they would be paying cash for their next home. Cold, hard, filthy cash. It is still unclear whether or not the pair have bought or leased the 7,146 square-foot Dana Point McManse, but if they're paying cash for it, something fishy and hopefully camera-worthy is going on here.

The Mediterranean-style three-story house has five bedrooms, 5.5 bathrooms and comes with an elevator, eight-car garage, and private beach access. Not to mention ocean views from nearly every room. So yes, it is a big pink cut-out mansion that was probably bought with Orange County surfer mob money, but I wouldn't say no to being a house guest there for a few days or forever.

[Real Estalker, images via Ivy Realty Company via Movoto]