It's no secret that Jeopardy! contestants sometimes crack under pressure and give WTF-worthy answers. Our girl—and, now, Gawker.TV commenter—Lysette Tidwell is one example. But on Friday's episode, a fellow named Ashok gave two of the worst answers imaginable.

Canadian game show host Alex Trebek will host a Republican fundraiser in Malibu tonight. (Pat Sajak: also a Republican.) Related: Conservapedia blames socialism and gay marriage for Canada's failed Olympics.

By the time Double Jeopardy rolled around tonight on the Celebrity Invitational we figured that Chris Matthews would reinforce our belief that cable news hosts shouldn't bother trying to prove that they know anything. Chris Matthews, consider our words eaten.

What do you get when you combine the "drunkest guy ever," an auto-tuned, dirty rap lyric-spitting Alex Trebek, Pat Sajak and lots of random cameos? Well, you get one of the weirdest—and most oddly entertaining—videos on the Internet.

Last night, Jeopardy! welcomed Pat Sajak, Elizabeth Perkins and Doug Savant to play in its Million Dollar Celebrity Invitational. Sajak shrewdly dominated the game, and with good reason: when he decided to be momentarily altruistic, the competition failed miserably.

Unlike the complex game of chess, mastering Jeopardy with a computer would seem to be a simple matter of automating Wikipedia searches. But there's more to it than that:

Defamer hears that Jeopardy! host Alex Trebek today accepted Turner Classic Movies' offer to "guest program" a small slate of films airing April 14. The budding hyphenate — whose fledgling shingle comprises titles like Wuthering Heights, Lonely are the Brave, The Professionals and Little Big Man — fills the gap left behind by March programmer Evander Holyfield. Neither Trebek not TCM host Robert Osborne was available for comment, although a Turner source confirmed today that Trebek's deal requires Osborne to phrase his share of their discussion in the form of a question. What's next, Pat Sajak developing an original drama for Showtime? Or, perhaps, Chuck Woolery closing a four-picture deal (with final-cut privileges, natch) for The Weinstein Co? [TCM]

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Breaking! Lovably smug Jeopardy quizmaster Alex Trebek suffers heart attack! But please, don't begin the search for a new host just yet (note to Ryan Seacrest: it would be in poor taste to offer your services "just in case he takes a turn for the worse") , as Trebek merely suffered a "minor" infarction and is "resting comfortably." Check back with ET for further developments on how the temporarily felled gameshow legend is enjoying Cedar-Sinai's legendary tapioca pudding. [ET Online]