What sort of people tend to die from alcohol poisoning? If you said "idiot college students," shut up—you're wrong, and drunk.

It's OK, they left a note: Arizona State University student and Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity member Aidan Mohr was found passed out outside Tempe St. Luke’s Hospital last Saturday afternoon having been dumped there by his frat bros with a Post-it note attached to his body explaining the situation.