Ohio State Highway Patrol officials confirmed this morning that nine people—two pilots and seven employees from a Florida real estate company—were on board the small jet that crashed into an apartment building yesterday in Akron. There were no survivors.

A sour and slightly nutty cloud of uncertainty has descended on Akron, Ohio, after 19 incidents of public pooping over three years were potentially linked to the same single shitter. And those are just the documented cases—an Akron police officer told local NBC outlet WKYC he estimated at least 100 more.

A high school teacher in Akron, Ohio was placed on paid leave Monday for posting a racist Facebook rant about trick-or-treaters. Civil rights leaders are now calling for his firing.

President Obama, who is currently on the second day of a two-day bus tour through Ohio and Pennsylvania, stopped by Ann's Place in Akron this morning where he was greeted by the restaurant's 70-year-old owner Josephine "Ann" Harris.

Kelley Williams-Bolar, a 40-year-old mother of two, was convicted of a felony last week and sent to jail for 10 days. Her crime? Falsifying records so her kids could attend a safer school in the district where her father lives.

At 2:00 AM on Saturday morning, 70-year-old Jacqueline Cutright's Akron, Ohio home was robbed by a man wearing a clown mask and waving a knife. How did Cutright react? By remaining on the toilet! Cutright's charming local news interview, inside.