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We still haven't figured out whether A.J. has a blog or not, but if he did, it'd look a lot like this one. Then again, this could also conceivably be the work of one of these guys. Either way, this is what you're dealing with when you're competing for VIP table space these days.

Words fail us on this one. It's like Reservoir Douches. Anyway, if you need another reason to avoid Stereo on a Friday night - or any time, really - click the link below.

We briefly mentioned this as an update to our A.J. post from yesterday, but Code.tv founder Morgan Hertzan appeared on MSNBC's The Most to talk about the "Models and Bottles" video and to plug Code.tv. Nothing too earth shattering here, though Hertzan clarifies that "AJ is his real name, MSNBC exclusive" - that's the power of the mainstream media for ya.

While it is our journalistic duty to bring you all the news that is fit to link, we do not always do so without discomfort, and our unease over the general reaction to A.J. has been growing for the past few days.

Last time we checked in with A.J., his "friends and supporters" warned us about the perils of revealing his true identity, while readers wondered about his actual position at [redacted]. Today, in an effort to bring you as many viewpoints as we can, we offer you two contrasting opinions on A.J. as a party planner.

Since we posted our initial story on A.J., and moreso after we linked to the now deleted MySpace profile, we have received an overwhelming response from readers who wanted to tell us more about him.

Since we shocked and awed you yesterday with footage of our i-banker friend A.J., we've received mountains upon virtual mountains of emails asking for more. And what better way to find out more about a man, or at least what a man wants everyone to think of him, than a MySpace profile (account deleted)?

We are not exactly sure what Code.tv is all about (tagline: Your source for privileged lifestyle intelligence), but Clublife directs us to a video promo for the nightclub Cain (tagline: i-bankers gone wild at NYC's most decadent nightclub).