Straight out of Scranton, Pennsylvania, Gary Cangemi pens Umbert the Unborn, his charming comic about an adorable unborn fetus. According to Catholic.net, the comic reaches 750,000 readers around the world. "The unborn child finally has a voice of his own!" they proclaim. Umbert is the prenatal Jeffy from Family Circus—and he must be stopped before he roams around the post-foetal world mispronouncing spaghetti and butterfly as "pisghetti" and "flutterby." That said, A Womb With A View does, as Cangemi suggests, make a perfect Christmas gift for "your 'choice' friend." That's not creepy at all!

As you've probably seen by now, if you are not a gay dude, Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick is expected to plead guilty to federal dogfighting charges next week. The deal will probably have him serve at least a year in prison, and will almost certainly end his professional football career, unless the Raiders need a quarterback when he gets out of prison. Reaction throughout the media is more or less uniform in favor of Vick being punished, but one Stacey Campfield, who is not just a blogger but also apparently a Tennessee state representative, brings up a perspective we hadn't yet thought of, being that we're Godless heathens and all.