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Straight out of Scranton, Pennsylvania, Gary Cangemi pens Umbert the Unborn, his charming comic about an adorable unborn fetus. According to Catholic.net, the comic reaches 750,000 readers around the world. "The unborn child finally has a voice of his own!" they proclaim. Umbert is the prenatal Jeffy from Family Circus—and he must be stopped before he roams around the post-foetal world mispronouncing spaghetti and butterfly as "pisghetti" and "flutterby." That said, A Womb With A View does, as Cangemi suggests, make a perfect Christmas gift for "your 'choice' friend." That's not creepy at all!