Anyone have an idea what time it is? I don't think any of you carry watches anymore. Luckily all of those hubcaps left behind by Detroiters have been turned into beautiful timepieces. Today we're giving away vintage hubcap clocks, from 8 Mile Creek Designs.

Her story was a Hollywood dream: the prodigiously talented teenager who worked her way from regional theater to big-screen blockbusters alongside Oscar nominees. But then her star power fizzled, her personal life disintegrated, and she met a grisly end.

No idea why they went to all this trouble—they spoofed Die Hard and 24 as well—but let's be glad they did, because not much real news is happening on this religion-tainted Friday. [Smooth Originals via Adfreak]