"What would the battle scene from 8 Mile look like if it was reimagined as a pretentious black-and-white French film?" Stella Artois' ad agency wondered, for some reason.

No idea why they went to all this trouble—they spoofed Die Hard and 24 as well—but let's be glad they did, because not much real news is happening on this religion-tainted Friday. [Smooth Originals via Adfreak]