Last year, 50 Cent decided he wanted to become a serious actor, and he dropped 54 pounds for the lead role in Things Fall Apart.

Tonight, Conan O'Brien welcomed 50 Cent as a guest on Conan. A major topic of conversation was 50's Twitter account, which the rapper admitted gets quite dirty at night. Then, he told a confusing story about penises/balls (I think).

Probably not. But it's fun to think about! The rapper/headphone entrepreneur told his 3.8 million Twitter acolytes to buy stock in a company called H&H over the weekend, causing a buying surge that earned him $5.2 million.

[This is 50 Cent leaving a bathroom at the CES electronics show in Las Vegas. If you have to ask why, you'll never understand America. Image via Getty]

[Famous rappers cannot resist the obligatory "shoveling snow" picture that your dad takes every year. 50 Cent tweets, "I want a hundred dollars per house. I bet anybody ill make a grand moving snow today. Lol." Via @50Cent]

Thought parrots and cockatiels were the only animals known to get down? Meet the slowly-crossing-the-road gecko. He does not care that it's your birthday.

Is Bristol headed for the classroom? The woman who claimed Lindsay Lohan assaulted her is now the one in trouble. A bunch of celebrities are in nice places for the holidays. Let's open this stuffed stocking of a Gossip Roundup.

The Betty Ford Clinic staffer who said Lindsay attacked her sells her story and gets fired. Katy Perry does "magic tricks" in bed. Heidi Montag shows plastic surgery scars. Justin Bieber pines for facial hair. Wednesday gossip gets rich quick.

Happy holidays! Here's your grandmother reading 50 Cent's tweets by the fireplace. You know, the really pleasant ones. Nice touch with the custom-made twitter book.

Keenan Cahill is a YouTube sensation who's known for making lip-sync videos to popular songs from his bedroom. Recently, Keenan made a video for Chelsea Lately of "Down On Me," which featured a cameo from 50 Cent himself. Watch inside.

Yesterday, the world was gifted with a video of President and Mrs. Obama bustin' some moves with children in Mumbai, India. Now, not 24 hours later, we have this remix: same video, new soundtrack (50 Cent's "In Da Club").

Jared Leto handpicks a gyrating babe for his next music video. Brangelina spend the day at a bath house. Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent: Back on? Monday gossip could use a good steam bath.

The Jolie-Pitt brood begins school in a fortress of solitude in Budapest. Jennifer Aniston is the world's most eligible single lady. Chelsea Handler goes on a date with 50 Cent. Tuesday gossip is ready to mingle.

In the last 16 hours, 51% of 50 Cent's 37 tweets have contained "Lol." Interesting.

David Brooks, the man infamous for throwing his daughter an elaborate bat mitzvah featuring performances by 50 Cent and Aerosmith, was convicted of insider trading and other crimes today. We hope, in some part, that party led to the verdict.

Last night, 50 Cent let rip a storm of tweets that can best be described as a descent into madness. We already knew he was bad grandson who wasn't happy with our previous post, but—last night—things spiraled downward.

50 Cent, who lost 60 lbs. to play a cancer patient in Things Fall Apart, doesn't like taking out the garbage. How do we know? Because he freaked out on Twitter after being asked by his grandmother to do so.

50 Cent Is a Bad Grandson [Gawker.TV]

50 Cent was so passionate about his role in Things Fall Apart, he convinced the entire crew to hold off on filming while starved himself completely by only drinking liquids. Say what you want about the guy, but that's dedication.

50 Cent was on The View today to promote his new film, Things Fall Apart. Watch the audience go crazy, and the hosts get all hot 'n' bothered when 50 shows off his tattoo removals on his forearm!