Hark! Ye harbingers of consumer doom, the Kardashians, have released their 2011 Christmas card. Whereas last year's yuletide feat of airbrushed uncanny put viewers in a trance state, this year's card will make you go, "A-woooo-gah!" while pumping 3-D glasses back and forth in the airspace in front of your face. (Like so.) This year's KardashiKard comes three dimensions, you see. [Image via Kourtney Kardashian]

Here's a trailer for Robert Rodriguez's unnecessary Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World. 3D is real popular, so the movie's in 3D. But it's also the fourth movie, so the "3" in "3D" just won't do. So they've added a fourth "dimension": Smell!

It's debatable whether Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy is actually the "World's first 3D porn". (That would probably be Kama-Sutra.) But it's certainly the first 3D porn to hit China. Here's how The Guardian describes Sex and Zen

Kicking off last night's Cleveland was a commercial for a new, 3D movie based upon Cleveland Brown's life as a successful Ad Salesman. It "stars" Ed Helms and Willow Smith and will be terrible if you're not drunk and/or stoned.

Turns out the Nazis were watching 3-D movies years before Americans were. According to the Guardian, Australian filmmaker Philippe Mora recently uncovered two 3-D propaganda films that date to 1936:

Forget those insufferable shades. Inventors Post and Vogel have discovered a new way to view the third dimension. Simply attach blue teeth to your head, promptly lose control of your facial muscles, and commence to blinking back and forth repeatedly.

The canceled miniseries may have been canceled due to family pressure. Also today: Glee will not be saluting Justin Bieber, your favorite shows have been renewed, and Wicked heads to the small screen. No, not that Wicked. Not really.

Here is a compilation of moments in trailers where they mention that the movie is in 3D. For many it's not just 3D, but their very own, special 3D. You may shake your head in disgust.

This isn't the 3D you're used to. Oliver Kreylos of UC Davis hacked the Microsoft Kinect to transfer the video data onto his computer, making it possible to zoom in on the environment being captured. It's holographic.

Watch this presentation for SingTel, which uses augmented reality to create three-dimensional images in an attempt to either aid the presentation, or make you believe you're tripping balls. If only all work meetings could be this awesome!

Andrei Konchalovsky is lending his treatment to The Nutcracker, turning the play into a 3D effects-heavy film. Features Nathan Lane, John Turturro, and a host of rat-men who fly around on jetpacks. Half holiday movie, half insanity. The trailer, inside.

David Berman has an extensive background in consumer electronics going back almost 38 years. He currently works as the Director of Training for the Home Technology Specialists of America (HTSA).

Although best watched with 3D glasses, one can still get a feel for what director Keiichi Matsuda is trying to convey. He's implying that our future is filled with constant connection to information, which has both positive and negative consequences.

Is modern pornography not alienating enough for you? Luckily "the world's first 3D pornographic film"—3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy—is coming (nudge, nudge) in May. Also planned: A 3D remake of Caligula, and, of course, an Avatar spoof.

It's true. He had the second-highest opening of his career this weekend. Plus the dream movie continued to do well and the cats and dogs thing... not so much.

Here's a trailer for the upcoming Jackass 3D, the new James Ivory picture starring Maggie Smith and Jim Broadbent. Hm? Wait, no, sorry. It's the threequel (ugh) in the Johnny Knoxville series about man-boys hurting themselves. And it's in 3D!

Thanks to The Chipmunks and their moneymaking Squeakuel, Hollywood is going to make every two-bit old cartoon animal into a live-action movie. Somehow this one fooled Dan Aykroyd, Justin Timberlake, and Anna Faris into thinking it was a good idea

Finally, 3-D ads are coming to your television. We'd show you, but what's the point?

Naughty, naughty! Kathie Lee, Hoda, guest Antonio Banderas and the rest of the "4th hour" crew gathered 'round the new issue of Playboy this morning. What's surprising isn't the 3D glasses, but the Betty White pinup that's supposedly inside!

Forgotten and abused, 8-bit game characters stage a rebellion. After years of neglect to 3D games, the 8-bit army is on a rampage. In this video, watch your favorite childhood characters destroy New York City.