Andrei Konchalovsky is lending his treatment to The Nutcracker, turning the play into a 3D effects-heavy film. Features Nathan Lane, John Turturro, and a host of rat-men who fly around on jetpacks. Half holiday movie, half insanity. The trailer, inside.

I'm trying to decide which my six-year-old self would be more afraid off—the rat people or the soul-staring eyes of the Nutcracker?