Ever since Kanye West commanded a roomful of people in New Jersey to make claps at his "baby mama," the Internet has been monitoring Kim Kardashian for clues as to what kind of mama she will be to his baby.

Brad and Angelina tell their kids they need some privacy. Tony Romo and a Crawford tie the knot. (Chace?) Estella Warren escapes a felony charge. Sunday gossip is getting the air conditioner out of storage.

Lindsay Lohan goes back to her old digs at Lynwood Correctional Facility. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian surprise everyone. And the Royal Wedding won't be any fun at all. Welcome to Saturday gossip. No beer allowed.

Today Good Morning America interviewed Whitney Purvis who did an episode of 16 And Pregnant. She confirms some of the rumors, saying the show creates conflict as well as glamorizing the lives of teen moms.

On 16 And Pregnant, Markai finds out James slept with another girl at school. In this video, Markai finds James walking down the side of the highway. Major smackdown ensues in what might be the end of their relationship.

Even as your dreams get dashed one by one. Lizzie had a full future planned: college, marriage, professional flautistry... But motherhood shoves all that off the table. Still, she adjusts her ambitions and carries on.

While on the rebound from a relationship of 3 years, Leah got more than she bargained for. Twins! Along with that she got doting Corey, who's employed and has a house. But she can't stop thinking about Robbie...

Today at Gawker.TV, a look at Joe Biden's worst gaffes, Martha Stewart doesn't know how to use a debit card, Lost dives into Richard Alpert and the Atlantis Theory, and we tear apart The Blind Side's worst movie mistakes.

Instead of constant emotional torture, things got physical last night on 16 and Pregnant. The pain was so bad in fact, it may single-handedly stop teenagers from having sex (unlikely!). In the immortal words of Wesley: To the pain.

Today at Gawker.TV, Alan Thicke liste ns to his son's music while getting it on, David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel miss those Late Night Wars, we investigate Ryan Seacrest's crush on Simon Cowell, and Justified left us feeling very indifferent.

Lori broke up with her boyfriend, Corey, and it was quite the story at the Montessori. But this allegory ends a bit whorey, as she got pregnant. That's where the problems begin.

Today at Gawker.TV, South Park's first-ever deleted scene, It's Always Sunny's Mac in an anti-smoking PSA as a teen, more pregnant teen-moms, Lost's flash-sideways re-imagined as a classroom television drama, and Steve Doocy's son gets schooled on Fox and Friends.

If a teen ever wants to go on 16 and Pregnant, there are three things MTV demands: Be 16, be pregnant, and have an emotionally abusive boyfriend. The only difference is the boy's hobby. Last night: hunting!

Today at Gawker.TV, how to lose a Millionaire in Vegas, Yes, Dear predicted Tiger Woods' woes 2005, the Losties flock to the bad side, a father-to-be's beatboxing skills, and why Parenthood is just another notch on NBC's belt of failures.

Why is it so hard to get through to teenagers? If it's not coming home after curfew, it's that they're always getting pregnant. Valerie is no different, only this time the babydaddy actually has something to offer: mad beatboxing skillzzz.

Today at Gawker.TV, 20 celebrities before they were famous, Lost's issues with alcoholism, we may have found the worst boyfriend in the world, the Ocotomom is an awkward loud-laugher, and when you should actually pull the emergency brake.

Last night's 16 and Pregnant was called "Nikkole"—because it was about Nikkole's pregnancy. Except it wasn't. It was about her boyfriend Josh. The worst baby-daddy this—or any—teen pregnancy show has ever seen. He was a monster.

Owen Wilson, Woody Allen and Carla Bruni make a movie. Ben Affleck does a movie too—about wife-swapping. Steven Segal is back. Zac Efron is rich. Our last significant digit must be five or greater, because we're rounding up.

Today at Gawker.TV, Tracy Morgan takes over Tavis Smiley, Olympic Curling's orgasm noises, more girls that are 16 and Pregnant, Jason Davis has a date with The Millionaire Matchmaker and his monkey, and we explain the theory behind Lost's flash-sideways.

Just when we think we're out, MTV pulls us back in. Hot on the heels of the Teen Mom finale, we are blessed with our own little bundle of joy: a new season of 16 and Pregnant. Baby mama drama!