Steve Harvey's Mustache Has Presidential Aspirations
The son of a coal miner, comedian Steve Harvey grew up from humble beginnings to land scores of hosting gigs, stand-up comedy specials, and a very, very impressive mustache.
Peeking out from under that robust mustache, Harvey’s mouth flapped around quite a bit on Thursday, as the talk-show host answered an audience question about whether he’d ever run for president. “Preposterous!” Harvey must have thought, given his lack of any political experience to speak of.
“No,” whispered his mustache, imagining striding down the carpeted White House halls, the first-ever mustache to grace the regal rooms since William Howard Taft’s day. “This is our chance.”
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