"I don't push labels on my kids," says a mom whose six-year-old daughter recently acquired a $695 dress. "Jolie chooses what she wants in a store in an organic way."

Call of the Wildman is a popular show about a wild-critter trapper on Animal Planet. It's also totally fake, with animals trucked-in and treated brutally. And Mother Jones, the magazine that first exposed Wildman's dark side, has new photo evidence that it screwed with some poor caged coyote for ratings.

The Danish zoo that caused a worldwide outcry by killing and publicly dissecting Marius the Giraffe announced it has euthanized four lions: Two adults and their two cubs.

A Florida family armed with baseball bats trapped a burglar in their bathroom Saturday night, after catching him attempting to steal laundry, towels, and a little girl's panties.

Edward Snowden's disclosures may have helped the Russians conceal their moves in Crimea, unnamed U.S. officials subtly suggest without evidence. But "I think it's good for Americans to know the kinds of things that have been revealed by him," says Jimmy Carter. Get on the same page, fellas!

Today is the 72nd birthday of living legend/national treasure/Diva Star Grand Supreme Aretha Franklin. She celebrated this weekend at a star-studded party at New York's Ritz Carlton alongside the trusted companion that is her purse.

Because it is impossible to fully enjoy your wedding until as many people as possible are enviously following it on Twitter, you can now pay $3,000 to rent a "social media wedding concierge." This expert will pick a bespoke hashtag, get your wedding guests to use it, and make sure photos are posted on Instagram. (So, basically what Vogue did for Kimye.)

Pigs' testicles. Joni Ernst has held them in her hands. And chopped them off. Won't you please consider voting for her to be the United States senator from Iowa?

Oh, Rummy, Rummy, Rummy. You're senile, you're white, you're conservative and entitled, so it sort of makes sense. But you don't just say these things out loud, old man.

Today in Iceland, every citizen of the country is entitled to claim 31.8 "Auroracoins," which are valued at just under $400 US.

Vice Media, a company that sells cool kids to corporations for marketing purposes and does good journalism on the side, is a legitimately profitable business. Makes a lot of cash. But is Vice really worth one jillion skillion bazillion dollars? Hmm...

While the rest of us click on Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboards to hear classic Ahnoldisms like, "Who is your daddy?" and "It's not a tumor," Jimmy Fallon just writes the man himself into his sketches. And last night, Fallon really wanted to hear "Get to the choppa!"

Former Duke lacrosse player Ryan McFadyen, author of the infamous “i plan on killing bitches ... while cumming in my Duke issue spandex” email, tells Vanity Fair that he changed his name to John in order to get a job. (And that he was just joking.)

A 9-year-old girl was barred from coming to school after she shaved her head in support of her best friend, who has a form of childhood cancer. Her elementary school says shaved heads violate its dress code.

America's student debt burden has been on the rise for years, along with America's class of incredibly well-educated retail workers. A new report reveals who's driving the train to debt hell: grad students. Don't do it!

A sailor and a civilian were killed in a late-night shootout involving military security forces aboard a U.S. destroyer in Virginia Monday.

Today the Supreme Court will hear arguments on a question that sounds insane: "Do corporations have religious beliefs?"

The death toll from Saturday's mudslide in Washington state now stands at 14, with 176 people still missing.

Four months after the White House's review panel suggested similar changes, President Obama is finally ready to abandon the NSA's bulk collection of Americans' phone records. According to the White House's proposal, the records would stay with the phone companies for just 18 months; in order to access the data, the NSA would need to convince a judge in the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court that the information was pertinent to a specific investigation. As it the law is now, the NSA collects the records in bulk from the companies and stores them for five years.

Three daredevils who jumped from Lower Manhattan's Freedom Tower last September have finally released the footage from their death-defying jump, and it's simultaneously thrilling to watch and painful to endure.