For the crime of asking him a question at a Hollywood Reporter party last night, Bill O’Reilly screamed at reporter Gabriel Sherman: “Drop dead, man!” (Previously.)

New York City has a new hero: Meet Subway Oyster Shucking Man, distant cousin to Subway Brie Man. Not much is known about our oyster shucker, aside from the obvious: he's very prepared and very determined. But what's the rush? Eating brie on the go sort of makes sense, if you're hungry and happen to have a huge wheel of cheese with you. But oysters? Not so much. Also: seems sort of dangerous. Regardless, we salute this guy's dedication.

The Washington Examiner reports that liberal media watchdog Media Matters is actively resisting an effort by its employees to unionize. MM tells us, "We respect the rights of our employees and will work through this process." If you're a MM employee who wants to share, email us.

The parents of El Paso elementary schoolers are still trying to figure out why their kids got a strange take-home assignment that involved reading several bleak passages in which a child possibly gets abused, a wife discovers her husband is cheating, and a mother learns of her son's death at war.

Looking to sue a corporation? Quick, check your Facebook interests. The New York Times reports today that now your innocent thumbs-up on a brand on Facebook—or the downloading of a coupon—could limit your right to your day in a proper court.

Prince William looks over the cliff edge as he and his wife Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, observe abseiling and team building exercises at Narrow Neck Lookout near Katoomba, Australia, on Thursday. Image via Ryan Pierse, Pool/AP.

Secretary of State John Kerry and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov met and agreed on a plan this afternoon that aims at de-escalating the rising war of words over Ukraine, backing off of military options, and letting the nation determine its own destiny.

A construction worker faces a large fine for stealing government property after he failed to pay for a drink refill during his lunch break at a Department of Veterans Affairs hospital.

Mr. Met, the mascot for baseball's saddest franchise, received a stern warning from the Secret Service in 1997, when President Clinton visited Shea Stadium: "Approach the president, and we go for the kill shot."

Jews over 16 in the Ukrainian city of Donetsk are being told to pay a special tax and register their identities with the pro-Russian militants who have taken over the town, according to multiple reports.

In a classic case of adding insult to injury, the Wu-Tang Clan's official clothing brand says that rapper Andre Johnson, who cut off his own penis and then jumped off a second-story balcony early Wednesday morning, is "not affiliated with the Wutang Brand."

Sonic, a fast food chain that differentiates itself by delivering garbage directly to your parked car, plans to expand into every last empty lot in the United States of America.

This morning, James Franco took to Instagram to link to a positive review in Variety of the version of "Of Mice and Men" he is currently starring in on Broadway along with Chris O'Dowd. In a since deleted comment, he also called the New York Times' Ben Brantley a "little bitch."

Hell hath no fury like Rob Illig, University of Oregon securities law professor, emailing furiously for ANSWERS as to why his school is indulging in "white-man's guilt" by assisting recent graduates working in nonprofit law instead of raising his six-figure salary.

A pregnant Florida woman delivered her baby in a motel bathtub, and that's the least bizarre thing about the circumstances of the child's entry into this mad, mad, mad, mad world.

A diver dressed as the Easter Bunny swims among sharks, rays and other species of fish on Thursday in the shipwreck habitat at the South East Asia Aquarium of Resorts World Sentosa. Image via Wong Maye-E/AP.

Robin Williams is set to reprise his role as the granny who can hip-hop, be-bop, dance 'til ya drop, and yo yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa. Yes, a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel is in the works, according to The Hollywood Reporter.

In the latest installment of "The World's Least Successful Effort By a Cult-Like Phenomenon to Prove that It Is Not Cult-Like," Crossfit digs into the links between Crossfit and polygamy.

Every member of Congress gets Hustler in the mail. No member of Congress can stop it. Who's to say they'd want to?

The flight instructor and simulator pilot featured in CNN's somehow-still-ongoing coverage of the search for missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 has been fired from his day job for dressing like a teenager and "shaming Canadians."