Residents of one Michigan city are pulling out all the stops to catch a serial pooper who has been despoiling their playground slides. Ypsilanti locals have started a hashtag and even put up a billboard in an attempt to bring the fecal fiend to justice.

A man who runs around town talking about "Zen" is considered to be wise. But a man who runs around town talking about "Zip" is considered to be a zipper salesman, or perhaps a mathematician. Or perhaps a foreigner. If asked to write an essay on this topic, what would you say?

Three people from an unlucky California family were hospitalized after they were attacked by their pet cat.

Former Ukrainian prime minister and presidential hopeful Yulia Tymoshenko speaks to journalists after her press conference in Donetsk, Ukraine, on Friday. Tymoshenko came to the city in a bid to defuse the tensions and hear "the demands of Ukrainians who live in Donetsk." Image via Sergei Grits/AP.

Wu-Tang Clan producer RZA has responded to the news that formerly Wu-affiliated rapper Christ Bearer cut off his own penis and jumped out of an apartment building. "I don't make music with him nowadays. But the story—what he did—is incredible. That shit sound mythical," RZA told XXL.

Going into Dan Sickles and Antonio Santini's debut feature Mala Mala, I wondered if I was about to watch 2014's answer to Jennie Livingston's controversial classic Paris Is Burning.

It's great to be rich. It's extra double great to be super rich. And not just because you have all that extra money—because being super rich actually lets you pay lower taxes.

A fraternity chapter at the University of Mississippi has been shut down after three members hung a noose around the neck of a statue of James Meredith, the university's first-ever black student.

The good news is that Prince has regained ownership of his back catalog. The bad news is that he had to reteam with Warner Bros.—the company with which he waged public war with in the '90s—to get it. But whatever, we're getting a remastered and expanded version of Purple Rain soon!

Over a month ago, screenwriter Dustin Lance Black was invited to speak at the commencement of his alma mater, Pasadena City College. And then, after the PCC Board of Trustees found out that in 2009, pictures of Black having unprotected sex with a boyfriend leaked on the internet, he was disinvited.

Pilgrims walk with crosses on the final leg of the Northern Cross pilgrimage to Holy Island, in Berwick Upon Tweed, England, on Friday. The pilgrims walk around 100 miles through Northumberland and the Scottish Borders during Holy Week. Image via Scott Heppell/AP.

At least 12 Nepalese guides were killed and four remain missing after an avalanche on Mount Everest on Friday.

Canadian pizza chain Boston Pizza (real actual thing) is holding a social media poll to determine which non-pizza food item it will attempt to graft pizza onto next. The current frontrunner is a six-layer cake, because nothing matters.

Amanda Todd's cyberbully has reportedly been found. A 35-year-old Dutch man who was arrested in January for indecent assault and child pornography is now suspected of having been the man who tormented Todd, who committed suicide at 15 years old in 2012.

The prison telephone industry is right up there with... well, the private prison industry, when it comes to the most repugnant manifestations of capitalism. The good news is, the industry is currently getting screwed by government regulation. Government regulation works!

All I needed to know was that Dr. Jane Goodall was available for interviews, and I was there, even if it was only for 10 minutes, even if it was in the Midtown Buca di Beppo.

RIP, Pervert Dave.

Lindsay Lohan's alleged handwritten list of everyone she's ever had sex with made huge waves in the gossip press—In Touch alone milked it for 5 stories, dragging out the revelation of a few famous names—and that's probably exactly how Lindsay wanted it. She's now using the story to tease the season finale of Lindsay.

An arrest warrant has been issued for the captain and two crew members from the ferry that sank off the South Korean coast on Wednesday, killing at least 28 and leaving 270 missing.

In Virginia, the land of Jefferson, respectable and upright citizens are fighting to preserve their right to hoard wild animals into a fenced enclosure and then enjoy the sight of dogs tearing them apart.