Adam Weinstein · 04/28/14 03:37PM

The head of a Tea Party super PAC is on track to make $450,000 this year. Her organization has given all of $184,505 to candidates in the past two years. Welfare is killing this great country, dammit!

Jay Hathaway · 04/28/14 03:08PM

Los Angeles high school teacher Greg Schiller, suspended in February for supervising science fair projects that another staff member thought could be dangerous, is back in the classroom, but he still faces disciplinary action. Schiller also happens to be the teachers' union rep on campus.

Sarah Palin: "Waterboarding Is How We Baptize Terrorists"

Adam Weinstein · 04/28/14 03:03PM

Verily I say unto thee: There's no better way to express the love and saving grace of Jesus Christ and the God who sent Him than to hire Sarah Palin to use baptism as a metaphor for torturing "jihadis" before a cheering crowd of nuts at a National Rifle Association rally.

Hamilton Nolan · 04/28/14 02:47PM

A statement today by employees at liberal media watchdog Media Matters who are trying to form a union: "The actions of Media Matters executives have placed employees in the impossible position of continuing to produce content espousing pro-labor values for an employer who is challenging our right to unionize."

The Wonderful Flaws of Insane Shelter Dogs, Vol. 2

Hamilton Nolan · 04/28/14 01:40PM

Some of the best dogs on earth are shelter dogs. Also some of the craziest dogs. Today, we celebrate these wonderful, insane, great dogs, with their totally real descriptions from a local dog shelter.

Sarah Hedgecock · 04/28/14 12:58PM

Udomsak Ratanotayo and Suttinan Boonsomkiat wear stormtrooper costumes while donating blood at the Thai Red Cross in Bangkok on Monday. Thai Star Wars fans are donating blood and giving toys to an orphanage as part of a promotional campaign. Image via Sakchai Lalit/AP.

Pentagon to Force Military Recruits to Buy Ugly Sneakers

Adam Weinstein · 04/28/14 12:05PM

In a great victory for freedom and democracy, the DOD has announced it will require all boot camp recruits to use their shoe allowance to buy only American shoes! And in a great victory for socialism, they'll only be able to buy one company's ugly government-subsidized shoes.

Taylor Berman · 04/28/14 11:04AM

North Carolina A&T State University is on lockdown after police received reports of a man with a rifle on campus. UPDATE: The lockdown was lifted after police failed to find the reported gunman.