Somewhere in Daytona Beach, a Medieval reenactor's homicidal nunchuck-and-mace-filled boat trip has been ruined.

Here's a photo of Macaulay Culkin wearing a T-shirt of a photo of Ryan Gosling wearing a T-shirt of Macaulay Culkin. If it were any more meta, Leo DiCaprio's dead wife would be trying to kill us right now.

Asked Sunday if he thinks he's ready to be president, Senator Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) replies: "I do." Asked Sunday if he believes in human-caused climate change, Rubio replies: "I do not."

Tyrion Lannister's dramatic demand for "trial by combat" at the end of last night's Game of Thrones has precedent. Not just in the annals of ancient Germanic law: 12 years ago, an "unemployed mechanic" demanded trial by combat over a motor-vehicle fine.

Fans were reportedly "shocked" that singer Miley Cyrus, who spent Friday night at a London gay club riding an inflatable penis and telling her ex-boyfriend to "suck my fat cock," also managed to work a joke about date rape into her busy schedule.

There are fifty states in our blessed union. There is only one state that holds an open election for the general who will command its National Guard forces. The reason is to keep black people from being too powerful. The result is that a convicted stalker may end up with all the tanks and guns.

Will transgender Americans get to serve openly in the military soon? Very possibly, yeah.

Michael Sam made history this weekend by being the first openly gay player drafted into the NFL, but he still has several hurdles to clear before making the St. Louis Rams. As a seventh-round pick, Sam is far from guaranteed to make the Rams—in fact, his new coach Jeff Fisher said he won't hesitate to cut Sam if he isn't good enough to make the team.

A little over a year ago, some members of the Anonymous hacktivist collective decided they'd try to found their own news organization. So they did what young people who have a dream do as a matter of course these days: they set up an Indiegogo campiagn. They raised over $50,000. And now more than $30,000 of that is gone.

Alison Bologna, an anchor for Providence, Rhode Island's NBC 10, earned a spot in every future YouTube news blooper compilation for her coverage of a fuck truck—er, a fire truck—that overturned near Charlotte, N.C., last Thursday, injuring four.

Ann Coulter's bullshit conservative troll game is slipping. In her zeal to land a jab against... Twitter? Michelle Obama? Nigerian schoolgirls?... she opened a door for her detractors, and they jumped through it with a two-leg flying kick of Photoshop fury.

According to video obtained by TMZ, Beyoncé's sister Solange attacked Jay Z in an elevator at an after-party for last week's Met Gala.

Andre "Christ Bearer" Johnson, the formerly Wu-Tang-affiliated rapper now best known for severing his own penis and then jumping off a balcony, has finally spoken out about what drove his bizarre behavior last month.

A boy walks past Indian Muslim brides sitting during a mass marriage. Thirty-five couples participated in the ceremony in Mumbai on Sunday. Image via Rajanish Kakade/AP.

You probably won't be shocked to learn that the showrunners of Game of Thrones are big Monty Python geeks, but the Holy Grail easter egg they slipped into a scene earlier this season might surprise you. Unless you speak Low Valyrian, anyway.

He stood up for Trayvon Martin's killer at trial and on all the talk shows. He fine-tuned the narrative of Martin as a thug. He concealed his own criminal history and conducted white supremacist podcasts. But Frank Taaffe has had a change of heart, and now says Zimmerman is a racist murderer.

America demands to know: How do sassy older women feel about Miley Cyrus? And what about Miley Cyrus's vagina? Leave it to the best interviewer working today, the manic-manic Billy "On the Street" Eichner, to find out.

Here's a story for an otherwise bleak Monday morning: Last week, a cat that'd been missing for more than three years—since 2011's devastating tsunami in Japan—was reportedly reunited with his family.

If you haven't been watching the new Daily Show, John Oliver's Last Week Tonight, start. In Sunday night's episode, Oliver settled the "debate" on climate change by tearing the 25% of the American public still "skeptical" about certain physical realities a new asshole.

Justin Timberlake appeared on last night's season premiere of Oprah Presents Master Class. By asking celebrities to discuss their success and the reasons for it in what amounts to a 40+ minute monologue, the show is basically a setup for failure or at least rambling self-indulgence. The brags, be they of the humble variety or original recipe, abound.