Ann Hornaday, the Washington Post's film critic, published an op-ed yesterday that implied that one of the principal reasons for Elliot Rodger's mass killing in Isla Vista was the white men of Hollywood's "escapist fantasies [that] so often revolve around vigilantism and sexual wish-fulfillment." Hornaday specifically called out both Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen's recently-released Neighbors as an example.

The Gorakhpur Express passenger train, as it was heading toward Gorakhpur in the state of Uttar Pradesh, India, crashed into a parked freight train near Basti in an accident that has reportedly killed over thirty people and injured over fifty.

Five new white tiger cubs born in an Austrian Zoo and thought to be the first litter of five white tiger cubs in all of Europe, have made their first public appearance today in the media. Their names? Lila, Lulu, Lela, Lali, and Obama. Interesting choice.

Chance Werner, an eighteen-year-old from Cartersville, Georgia died on Saturday after he was tied to a shopping cart and pushed into a Lake Allatoona only hours after graduating from high school. The death was a result of a botched game he was playing with friends.

Air Marshal Alex Badeh spoke with demonstrators this afternoon in Abuja, Nigeria to confirm that the nearly 300 missing schoolgirls, who'd been abducted by Islamic extremists last month, have been located. However, Badeh remarked that the girls cannot be apprehended with force.

America's new sweetheart Rob Kardashian walked out on the Kimye wedding this weekend after he reportedly realized that his family is truly awful.

The Washington Post recently conducted an investigation into DC's traffic enforcement, and it turns out some of the worst traffic offenders in the District are city school bus drivers.

Oregon state police have charged a 19-year-old for reckless driving after causing a three-car collision. Apparently, he fainted trying to hold his breath as he drove through a tunnel. Four people, including the driver, were injured in the crash.

A Fatburger employee was slashed early Sunday morning when Floyd Mayweather and T.I. got into a chair-throwing, all-out brawl at the Las Vegas burger joint.

According to the Daily Dot, no one was hurt in the crash along Highway 99 in California. Turns out you really can't look away from a trainwreck. The sound of the collision is impressive.

There is a tradition in Gloucestershire, England where a bunch of men race down a steep hill chasing wheels of cheese. It's called "cheese-rolling." Oddly, especially given this country's longstanding obsession with slathering their food in cheeses, the cheese-roll has yet to become the stateside sensation it so clearly could be.

When Elliot Rodger began randomly murdering UCSB students Friday night, his concerned parents were reportedly on their way to Isla Vista to try to stop him.

Aerial drones and roving robots have taken over the work of America's fighting forces. The remaining humans in the military are mostly concerned with Wiccan worship, transgender issues, and health care controversies at the Veteran's Administration. Maybe it's time to start honoring some real heroes on Memorial Day: the Tea Party candidates who lost their primaries to "RINO" Republican incumbents.

Mr. G, a goat, and Jellybean, a burro, were both rescued from the squalor of a hoarder's home earlier this year and were, for the first time in their lives, separated to live in different animal sanctuaries. The separation left Mr. G depressed and he didn't move or eat for six days. Until he was reunited with his best friend.

The cover of the CIA's top officer in Kabul was accidentally blown after the White House released his name to journalists accompanying President Obama's surprise trip to Afghanistan.

The wedding of the #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple was a cause for, in no particular order: elation, confusion, Bieber fever, and for the New York Post, trolling.

Tech rainmaker Marc Andreessen once boasted that Rap Genius would one day "annotate the world." If you needed yet another reminder of how utterly worthless that would be, read the creepy and weird annotations left by company cofounder Mahbod Moghadam on the memoir of UCSB spree killer Elliot Rodger.

Jessie White, a 99-year-old woman from Belfast, Maine, was finally granted her college degree from Bangor's Beal College after the college's president stepped up and paid the $5 transcript fee she'd not been able to afford in 1939.

White House press secretary and noted Guided by Voices fan Jay Carney surprised attendees at a sold-out GBV show at Washington, D.C.'s Black Cat last night when he appeared on stage to introduce the band.

As details emerge from the Friday shooting near the University of California’s Santa Barbara campus, one question has remained unanswered: Did the shooter act out because he was secretly attracted to men? Thankfully, Fox News has you covered.