Zach Braff and Donald Faison have one of the greatest friendships in Hollywood—so great, they wrote themselves an epic love song. Last night, they performed it live to promote Braff's new film.

Brad Pitt is speaking out after a "prankster" attacked him at the Maleficent premiere last week, saying the creepy celebrity stalker did more than just grab his face.

The New York Times' Maureen Dowd journaled through a THC-infused hallucination this week and published it as a column—and as it turns out, she's a really paranoid stoner.

A white wedding turned into more of a wet t-shirt contest when the entire wedding party fell into a lake last week.

The show must go on, unless the lead actor breaks character and jumps into the audience to fight a drunk heckler. Then the show gets canceled.

A 47-year-old man in Sussex invited prospective customers to check out the headlights on his rusted out 1990 VW hatchback and also his lifeless, khaki-clad model recently, when he borrowed ***A FRIEND'S*** high quality sex doll to advertise his car on eBay.

Last weekend, the Chicago Sun-Times ran an editorial written by the National Review's Kevin D. Williamson titled "Laverne Cox is Not a Woman," in which he argues that Time's trans cover subject will forever be a man even if she says she's, in fact, a woman. Today, the story reached its inevitable conclusion: the Sun-Times has pulled the story and apologized.

Lake City, a small Tennessee burg "beset by unemployment and methamphetamine use," will change its name to "Rocky Top" in order to excite developers and Vols fans. No word yet on when Miami will change its name to "Blow Canes."

Hey, what's up—how are are you doing? Probably normal/regular type of feeling, that's cool; Taylor Swift too. She covered her phone in cat stickers. All manner of cats, such as: sleepy cat, little cat, look up cat, back cat, de-cat-pitated cat, and cat giving another cat a little smooch as if to say, "I don't care about money; I know the real you and I love you and I'm going to hold your head in my paws and kiss you forever." You ever wish a cat could call you on the phone or would that be a weird wish to have?

The radio and television personality Miss Info is one of the most important figures in the history of hip-hop journalism—she wrote The Source's landmark five-mic review of Nas' Illmatic under the name "Shortie"—and now, thanks to BuzzFeed, her life story has finally been told.

Jimmy Kimmel has invented a new man-on-the-street game in the same vein as his usual Lie Witness News schtick: Instead of having people comment on news that didn't actually happen, he just asks them not to say anything at all. It's called "Don't Talk Into This Mic and Win $10."

The old VA secretary is gone and the hospital scandal has fallen from the headlines, but veterans and their advocates continue to share their stories with Gawker. Today's story is from a Persian Gulf vet who says she lost a pregnancy—and years of her life—to VA incompetence.

A judge in Brevard County, Fla. allegedly attacked a public defender in a hallway outside a courtroom after threatening him— "I'll beat your ass"—during a hearing.

Spoiler Alert: If you haven't seen Sunday's Game of Thrones, don't watch this. These people are seeing a major plot twist for the first time, and so will you.

After decades of rising income inequality (and a nudge from Occupy and Thomas Piketty), it's finally "cool" to talk about taxing the hell out of the grotesquely wealthy in order to make our world somewhat more equal. Let's examine an argument against this sort of taxation, to see why it is weak.

Mark Deliz and his son Sebastion pause at a piano underneath the Brooklyn Bridge on Tuesday in New York City. The grand piano that mysteriously landed on the beach last week has become an impromptu tourist attraction. While it is badly damaged, people venture out daily to test the keys. Image via Spencer Platt/Getty.

Here's a heartwarming story from Ireland, stemming from the era in which children born out of wedlock (and their mothers) were thought disposable: A local historian from Tuam, Ireland, has documented almost 800 cases of children who died in a former children's home and are likely "buried" in a mass grave behind it.

Science has finally done something worthwhile: A museum in Germany has put Vincent van Gogh's regrown ear on display so visitors can ask it questions through a microphone.

Pity the youth ministry. It's a real struggle recruiting kids to your cause. You know who else struggled to recruit the young people? Life Savers Ministries of Opelika, Alabama, sure does.

Yesterday in rural Wisconsin, two 12-year-old girls allegedly stabbed a friend of theirs 19 times and left her to die in a forest. The girl survived, but the reason for her attack remains puzzling. Her accused attackers apparently told police that she was meant to be a sacrifice to a mythical creature popular in the genre of internet-based horror fiction known as "creepypasta"—a character called "The Slender Man."