Distracted White People Mistakenly Vote for Slavery Reparations

Adam Weinstein · 06/19/14 10:20AM

Dallas County, population 2.5 million, now officially stands for "monetary and substantial reparations" for black Americans' suffering, after the County Commission summarily approved a resolution by its only black member that the white commissioners never bothered to read.

Lana Del Rey, That's No Way for a Pop Star To Behave

Rich Juzwiak · 06/19/14 10:10AM

Lana Del Rey, the musical persona of Lizzy Grant, lives in an uncanny valley between the extremes of pop star and real girl. She looks something like both, but really is neither. This is why she enchants people, this is why she pisses people off (often simultaneously—her ardent detractors can argue against her artistic value but would be hypocrites to deny her ability to fascinate). She rubs right up against notions of authenticity with a singer-songwriter guise that can feel confessional—her terrific new album Ultraviolence is full of revelations of things generally not said in public. She explores what it is to be a proud mistress, an opportunist out for "money, power, and glory," a hack who, as a song title puts it, "Fucked My Way Up to the Top." (Duncan Cooper's rather astute profile of Del Rey in Fader links that song to a relationship Del Rey had with a record exec, even though Del Rey has claimed that it's about a hater.)

Motorcycle Tough Guy Confronts Reporter, Should've Just Kept Riding

Jay Hathaway · 06/19/14 08:45AM

KRON 4's "People Behaving Badly" is a recurring segment that wags a finger at the Bay Area's rude assholes for their minor transgressions, uniting its audience through the power of mutual hatred. But it transcended its mission in a recent segment when one of those assholes tried to fight back.

Taylor Berman · 06/19/14 08:25AM

A Muslim man waits outside a closed shop in Colombo, Sri Lanka. Muslims throughout the country's capital have shut down their stores to protest recent attacks by hard-line Buddhists. Photo by Eranga Jayawardena/Associated Press)

Polish Magazine Raided After Publishing Secretly Recorded Conversation

Andy Cush · 06/19/14 07:50AM

On Saturday, Poland's Wprost magazine published a secretly recorded conversation between two officials that revealed a recently departed minister may have been dismissed at the behest of the country's national bank head. Four days later, Polish police, prosecutors, and intelligence officers raided Wprost's office in an attempt to seize the recordings.

Aleksander Chan · 06/18/14 09:52PM

According to a company release, American Apparel founder Dov Charney has been terminated from his position as chairman by the firm's board of directors. The decision to remove Charney, the company says, "grew out of an ongoing investigation into alleged misconduct."

There Are Terrifying, Fish-Eating Spiders Everywhere

Aleksander Chan · 06/18/14 09:42PM

According to a new study published today in the scientific journal PLOS ONE, fish-eating spiders "lurk near rivers, ponds, and swamps on every continent except Antarctica." The countdown for spiders to eventually eat us has begun.

Terry Bradshaw Dislikes Hillary Clinton, Knows the Word "Benghazi"

Aleksander Chan · 06/18/14 08:39PM

Former NFL player and talking head Terry Bradshaw was on Fox News' women-driven Outnumbered today where he weighed in on Hillary Clinton's presidential prospects. Terry Bradshaw does not like Hillary Clinton. "I don't particularly like her. Never have," he said. "The only reason she's on Fox is because she's promoting books."

Teen Loses Finger During Rave, Keeps Going Because "Bass Was Hard"

Aleksander Chan · 06/18/14 06:37PM

As they are wont to do, teens went wild at a rave in an abandoned Royal Mail sorting facility in Croydon, London this past weekend. But one teen raver, "Josh," really knows what it means to just be there for the music, man: Even after he lost a finger ripping off a screaming fire alarm, he went on dancing, because he figured, "Fuck it, let's skank on and enjoy it." He contends that he was completely sober the entire time.

Aleksander Chan · 06/18/14 05:25PM

Iraq's foreign minister, Hoshyar Zebari, appearing on al-Arabiya television today, officially asked the U.S. to intervene in the country's fight against ISIS: "We request the United States to launch air strikes against militants." The insurgents attacked Iraq's largest oil refinery last night.

Hamilton Nolan · 06/18/14 04:28PM

After posting "years of subpar results," three of Harvard University's top money managers are leaving. Despite "years of subpar results" from top money managers, Harvard University is still rich as hell.