This group of kids from Michigan's Grosse Pointe Music Academy presumably went through a dozen weekly rehearsals for their rock band class, all culminating in this: Playing Weezer's "Undone (The Sweater Song)"—a song that, judging by their ages, they're familiar with from Rock Band—at their big debut gig.

Clam, the psychic clam, whose eerily accurate prediction of a U.S. win in Monday's World Cup match earned him (her?) fans worldwide, is back—and he's predicting a U.S. victory over Portugal in the team's second match of the tournament on Sunday. Don't forget: Clam has never been wrong!

James Bushart, 44, of Arkansas, is apparently familiar with meth, but has never seen a Plymouth Prowler before. He was arrested this week for DWI and drugs after cops say he menaced a couple in the car—which he thought was a spaceship—and told them to take it back to their alien planet.

Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko ordered his troops Friday to cease fire for one week in an attempt to end the ongoing conflict between his government in Kiev and pro-Russian rebels in the country's east. Over 350 people have been killed in the fighting since May.

The U.S. Patent and Trademark office cancelled the trademark for the Washington Redskins' name on Wednesday because it's "disparaging." Thankfully, top conservatives on Twitter have plenty of ideas for the football team's new name.

After breaking Iraq, America is now faced with the question of whether we bought it. As Iraq slides further into chaos, complex choices must be weighed. Does that mean that it's time to stop "the blame game" over how we got here?

Tracy Morgan left Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital in New Jersey today and entered an undisclosed injury rehab facility, where he'll remain for the next several weeks. A six-car crash critically injured Morgan and killed comedian James McNair earlier this month.

Jeremy Meeks, the alleged gang member whose mugshot moistened a thousand panties when it hit Facebook yesterday, is also a Christian family man who walks the straight and narrow, according to his mom and sister.

Last week—just before the Las Vegas shootings—New York Times columnist Joe Nocera told readers that he was ending "The Gun Report," the popular daily rundown of gun violence in America he'd created in the aftermath of the Newtown massacre. The reason, insiders say, was that the Times didn't want to give his assistant a pay raise for writing it.

In what may go down as the moment the cult of disruption finally began innovating itself to death once and for all, Yo, an app that does almost nothing, received over $1 million from actual investors recently. Days after its big debut this week, it was hacked by three college students.

On Sunday, the conservative Washington Free Beacon released a taped interview of likely presidential candidate Hillary Clinton bragging about her successful defense of an accused rapist in 1975. Today, the Daily Beast published an interview with the victim in that case. "Hillary Clinton took me through hell," she says.

Imagine that you once wrote long, researched literary nonfiction on serious subjects. Let's also say that your career stretched into our current era, where people would much rather look at celebrity Instagram images than read words. Wouldn't you be ready to accept some snake oil if it meant you could keep making a living at it?

Caity: The number one rule of the Bronx Zoo is that you must refer to all the animals you see there as being "from the block." Zebra from the block. Field mouse from the block.

GQ asked Last Week Tonight host and huge fan of football (comma European) John Oliver to guess whether various professional soccer players with absurd names are real or fake. He did ... not that well, actually.

Is it illegal to be this sexy? When police say this man was arrested on felony weapons charges, are they talking about those piercing blue eyes?

Residents of Ayacucho, Peru hold an annual amateur bullfight to mark the closing of the Senor Espiritu Santo festival, a celebration that dates back to the 17th century. This year, things got a little out of hand.

A city of 2.5 million is now home to a venue for a sport that has been in the Olympics for more than a century. What will those hipsters think of next?

Who's ready for Christmas???

Kate Gosselin is the caretaker of eight children of her body's own wondrous making, but more than that, she is the adversary of eight children. This much was clear when she and her two oldest daughters, Mady and Cara, sparred on live television earlier this year, and when she ominously offered "one last redemption" to Mady in the preview to the two-part special Kate Plus 8: The Septuplets Turn 10. That special is the first Gosselin footage to run on TLC in almost three years, since Kate Plus 8 was canceled. It aired last night, and oh my god, this woman hates her children.