James O'Keefe's latest video exposé is another selectively edited pooch-screw. A conservative kids' blog gets blasted for paying political operatives and snowing sources. A bowtied bro and his protegé, who's trying to do the Tea Party a solid, get played by Cuban spies. The right-wing gotcha industry is in disarray!

"Why Your Yoga Class Is So White." A noble attempt to solve one of the greatest mysteries of our time.

Two teenagers were hanging out at the shore in a Mulberry, Fla., park, about 50 miles east of Tampa, when they came across a man determined to destroy an alligator that he said had eaten his dog.

Of the many pleasures conferred by following the FIFA World Cup this year, one that has gone under-discussed thus far is that male hysteria has been in full, blooming display therein.

In order to prove once and for all that it is totally web-savvy, and not nearly as analog as the critics say—oh, and also to raise money—the Republican Party is selling new web domains ending in .gop starting today. They are much in demand, but not for the reasons Republicans might have hoped.

Two University of Miami football players were arrested today on sexual battery charges after allegedly assaulting an incapacitated 17-year-old student in her dorm room. According to reports from CBS Miami and the New York Daily News, the two have admitted to plying her with alcohol prior to the alleged assault.

A nine-year-old girl in Barnesville, Minn. went to police after she began speculating that the weed her parents were allegedly smoking and selling was making her and her dogs sick. The girl reportedly walked directly into a police station to reveal the details.

In a rare show of bipartisanship between Republicans, blue dogs, and embattled Democrats facing tight elections, the Senate overwhelmingly approved a bizarre plan to use federal funds to encourage shooting on public land and exempt lead bullets from pollution guidelines.

Last week, a federal judge in Detroit dismissed the Insane Clown Posse's lawsuit against the FBI. The lawsuit, filed by the clown rap duo and the ACLU in January, claimed the FBI's 2011 categorization of the group as a "loosely-organized hybrid gang" caused "significant harm" to ICP's fans.

Immediately after the Mississippi Republican Party certified incumbent Thad Cochran as the winner of its Senate primary today, the Senate Conservatives Fund wired $70,000 to his Tea Party opponent to challenge the result. The fund is run by Ken Cuccinelli, the GOP's foremost expert on losing elections.

Oprah Winfrey has scored an interview with Matthew Sandusky, the adopted son of former Penn State University assistant football coach and convicted sex offender Jerry Sandusky. Matthew has discussed being abused by Jerry, including on the stand, but this will be his first TV interview since Jerry's 2012 conviction. This is being touted as a breaking of Matthew's "three-year silence." It will air Thursday, July 17 at 9 pm on OWN.

The Republican Party of the USA, "seeking to capture the quintessential swing state of Ohio in the next presidential election," has chosen Cleveland as the lucky host of the 2016 Republican National Convention.

2-year-old Kayden Elijah Kinckle was born with an omphalocele, a defect in his intestinal wall that caused his intestines and other organs to stick out through his navel. He also had "a band wrap around his legs and feet when he was in the womb," his mom writes, which led to the amputation of his right foot and left leg.

Cops responding to a nasty smell emanating from an apartment in Brooklyn yesterday discovered the rotting skeletal remains of a body that may have sat for up to a year before it was found. Police believe the corpse belonged to the tenant's 61-year-old mother.

Cool Pope Francis is going to replace the entire leadership of the Vatican Bank because they're scandal-plagued and also their profits fell 97% last year. Wow, bet god is really proud of that shitty bank... get your shit together, Cool Pope.

"Fuck Her Right in the Pussy," the fake catchphrase that has tragically mutated into an actual meme, continued its steady march toward world domination this week when it appeared on a hacked traffic sign in Hillsborough County, Fla.

Israel has launched an offensive from air and sea aimed at Hamas militants in Gaza. Palestinian officials say these military strikes have killed at least 10 Palestinians so far, including two children. This could be a long-term offensive, and the Israeli government is authorized to deploy 40,000 more troops.

New York City morning show Good Day NY was playing a lighthearted version of "Name That Tune" throughout its broadcast this morning, and everything was going just fine until someone played the part of DMX's "Party Up" where he shouts "suck my dick!"

Nash Grier, former star of the traveling teen Vine convention Magcon and current internet-famous "film actor," deleted a Vine he made that endorses the wrongheaded and homophobic idea that HIV is an issue that exists primarily in the gay community.

Rapper/newsman Brian Williams has been studying hard to land an invite to his daughter's Bachelorette viewing party, and he's formed some strong opinions about Andi Dorfman and the guys vying for her affection. And Iowa. Brian Williams doesn't really trust people from Iowa.