Breanna Mitchell, the Alabama teenager who tweeted a smiling selfie (with bonus smiley emoji!) from Auschwitz Concentration Camp, appeared on TakePart Live Monday to tell Meghan McCain that she regrets nothing.

Bill de Blasio yawns as his son, Dante, drives a boat near the coast of Naples, Italy on Tuesday. [Image via Wall Street Journal]

Listening to the customer call heard around the world, it's hard not to sympathize with both parties. Ryan Block, the caller, just wanted to disconnect his cable service, but the nameless Comcast rep on the other end was only doing what he was trained to do: break customers down, bit by bit, until they crawl back into the company's welcoming arms.

The Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, in Richmond, Virginia, ruled today that the IRS has the power to grant subsidies to people who are enrolled in Obamacare through the federal health insurance exchange. This is the opposite of what the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals had ruled just hours before. Neither of these decisions is the final say on the issue.

Dozens of people reportedly watched—and a grandmother took video—while a couple had sex on Florida's Bradenton Beach for nearly 25 minutes. Then, witnesses say, they slept "for hours" before going right back to fucking.

"(we know)."

Russian defense officials Monday argued that a Ukrainian warplane was near Malaysia Airlines Flight 17 and may have been responsible for the commercial jet's deadly shootdown. And when the physics seemed to dispute that theory, Russian officials appear to have changed the physics—on Wikipedia, at least.

The current UN food ration for hundreds of thousands of African refugees is just 850 calories per day—fewer calories than there are in five TGI Friday's mozzarella sticks.

A crumbling but persistent zombie of a debate about the proper place of Serious Women in fashion photo spreads is again lumbering around the internet.

For the first time ever, researchers have successfully eliminated HIV from infected human cells. "This is one important step on the path toward a permanent cure for AIDS," said Kamel Khalili, PhD, Professor and Chair of the Department of Neuroscience at Temple University, where the discovery was made.

On the newest installment of Snoop Dogg's internet talk show, CGN, the rapper/weed icon claims to Jimmy Kimmel that he smoked weed at the White House. He clarifies that it was "in the bathroom...in the bathroom, not in the White House, but in the bathroom." (Note, he is smoking weed as he says this.)

Tired of dying in practically every single film or TV show in which he appears, Sean Bean perked up when an interviewer mentioned he might be able to rejoin the cast of Game of Thrones through flashbacks that are (almost) certainly coming in season 5. But Bean got a little too excited, and may have confirmed a popular fan theory without meaning to.

It is easy to feel as though average citizens have no real power over the monetary scams, schemes, and predations of rich and powerful people and corporations. Not true. All of us hold a power that amount of money can buy: the power of our approval.

Following a report of a rocket attack near the Ben Gurion airport in Tel Aviv, Delta, U.S. Air, and United have canceled or redirected flights headed there. At 12:15 p.m., the FAA banned all U.S. airlines from flying to Ben Gurion for 24 hours.

"You know, I have slept with a lot of guys in the industry, but none of them helped me get my record deals. Which is annoying." - Lana Del Rey, who tells Complex she didn't fuck her way up to the top, as her song suggests.

Ken Ham, the young-Earth creationist minister who had his ass gently-but-firmly handed to him in a debate with Bill Nye earlier this year, has had it with "the desperate and fruitless search for extraterrestrial life." Aliens can't be real, because the Bible says Earth is special. And if they are real, they're all going to hell.

A federal appeals court ruled today that due to the wording of the Affordable Care Act, Obamacare subsidies are unauthorized in states that haven't set up their own insurance exchanges. In those states, which are mostly Republican-controlled, the IRS had been granting subsidies to customers who purchased insurance plans on the federal exchange.

The annual "mayfly hatch," as it's so charmingly known in towns along the Mississippi River, has yielded a specific kind of repulsion the past few days as the pests that commonly hatch along river towns have burst onto everything from gas pumps to soda machines to busy roads, causing car accidents.

What did legendary troll Weev do during his time in prison? "He taught members of the Aryan Brotherhood to sing 'Springtime for Hitler' from the Brooks movie The Producers," David Kushner reports for Matter. Next for Weev: a hedge fund.

This new Mideast war has been full of mealy-mouthed, dishonest rationales for killing the hell out of some people. What's been missing is a clear, honest rationale for killing the hell out of everybody. Fortunately, the Wall Street Journal has a wild-haired charlatan on it.