Donald Trump Begins to Grovel

Brendan O'Connor · 08/09/16 09:02AM

Donald Trump has always insisted that he can’t be bought: A key aspect of his appeal is the independence granted by his purportedly vast wealth. And while Hillary Clinton is also demonstrably wealthy, Trump continues to insist that she is not only corruptible but corrupt. “She’s got to do right for her donors,” he told voters at a rally in Ohio last week. “I’m going to do right for you.” His refusal to disclose his tax returns and his disingenuous explanation for why he can’t do so, however, put the lie to this claim—as does his refusal, now, to disclose the names of people who are helping him close the fundraising gap.

Susan Collins Is an Asshole

Hamilton Nolan · 08/09/16 08:19AM

Maine Senator Susan Collins, the dictionary definition of “Olde-Timey Moderate Republican,” is making headlines today for her announcement that she won’t vote for Donald Trump. Wow—give her a fucking medal, why don’t we?

Extremely Good New York City Real Estate Drama Unfolding in NoHo

Brendan O'Connor · 08/08/16 05:51PM

High-powered New York City real estate developer Aby Rosen has sent his business partner Jared Kushner a pretty rude message. A new billboard at a construction site Rosen owns at 337 Lafayette Street in Manhattan exhorts passersby, in huge white letters, to “Vote Your CONSCIENCE!” On Monday, Rosen posted a photograph of the billboard to Instagram with the caption, “Wake up America.”

Hamilton Nolan · 08/08/16 04:25PM

Could swimmers one day get ear-removal surgery to reduce their drag in the pool—and would such a move be considered “fair play?” We must think about these hypotheticals before they become reality.

Fox News Host Claims Network Ignored Her Sexual Harassment Complaints Against Roger Ailes

J.K. Trotter · 08/08/16 04:11PM

The sexual harassment allegations against former Fox News CEO Roger Ailes—the number of which seems to grow every day—have raised serious questions about whether Fox officials were aware of Ailes’ behavior toward female employees. The network has denied any knowledge among higher-ups. But according to Gabriel Sherman of New York magazine, at least three executives knew that Fox News host Andrea Tantaros had complained about Ailes’ sexually-charged comments toward her:

Marnie the Dog For Sure Dead Inside But What About Out

Brendan O'Connor · 08/08/16 03:30PM

In photographs, Marnie the Dog looks dead. Sources who have met her say she “smells like death.” So, is Marnie the Dog...dead? “I heard that Marnie was originally named ‘Stinky’ before she was adopted,” a source said. (This is true.) “She still smells really bad.” Maybe because she’s dead—and rotting.

A Master Painter Is Trying to Prove in Court That He Didn't Paint This Painting

Andy Cush · 08/08/16 03:10PM

The signature on the jaunty, vaguely surrealistic desert landscape you see above reads “Pete Doige 76.” That’s two letters and two digits removed from the name of Peter Doig, one of the world’s most renowned and successful living painters. Are Doig and Doige one and the same? That’s the $5 million question.

Public Dogs

Hamilton Nolan · 08/08/16 02:25PM

Maybe you like dogs but you can’t have a dog. That’s where public dogs come in.

Ban the Olympics

Brendan O'Connor · 08/08/16 01:15PM

My opinion: The Olympics are boring and bad and nobody actually cares about them.

Welcome to Senior Week

Alex Pareene · 08/08/16 01:00PM

Gawker Media is undergoing some changes. The publisher of this site, and many of your other favorite (Kotaku) and least favorite (Deadspin) blogs, will be sold at auction next week. We’re celebrating 14 years of hard-hitting independent journalism and also dog with a week of fond reminiscing, a few stories we’ve always wanted to do, and some fun surprises.

He Really Said "Titties"

Gabrielle Bluestone · 08/08/16 12:48PM

Donald Trump has a big, bouncing beautiful set of economic plans—just see for yourself.