Another Idiot Kid Gets Stuck in a Claw Machine

Aleksander Chan · 10/23/14 10:11AM

Eighteen-month-old Colin Lambert had to be rescued by firefighters Tuesday from a claw machine inside a laundromat in Maryville, Tenn after he climbed inside and got stuck. Little Lambert is the latest small child to find his way into the potentially perilous trenches of a claw machines filled with stuffed animal toys.

Judge Judy Has No Time for Your EDM or "Raves"

Rich Juzwiak · 10/23/14 10:01AM

Add Electric Daisy Carnival and the entire concept of raves, for that matter, to the list of things Judge Judy didn't know about before donning her doily for work one day, and clearly still would rather not know about ( Grindr and e-cigarettes are also recent entries on that list).

Between Two Ferns Is Back With Bradley Pits and Louis C.K.

Jay Hathaway · 10/23/14 09:50AM

It's been 7 months since Zach Galifianakis interviewed the president on his intentionally awkward internet talk show Between Two Ferns, and now he's back to interviewing "dumb actors" while you laugh from a cringing position. First up: Bradley Pits.

Hamilton Nolan · 10/23/14 09:23AM

A Seattle-area school district has agreed to let a Sikh elementary school student carry a dagger to school every day, as long as it stays concealed. Said a district official, "That allows them to express their religion without jeopardizing anyone's feeling of safety."

Confused NYPD Officer Kicks Fellow Cop in Head Thinking He's a Suspect

Andy Cush · 10/23/14 08:50AM

The video below shows a plainclothes NYPD officer cranking back his leg and driving the toe of his boot into another man's head. "So what?" you might be saying. "Cops beat the shit out of people all the time." In this case, however, the victim was another cop.

"Fuck Chinatown!": San Francisco Tour Guide Goes on Racist Rant

Jay Hathaway · 10/23/14 08:26AM

On her last day at her job leading bus tours of San Francisco, one woman decided she could no longer hold back her honest (racist) views about the city's Chinatown. Some German tourists took video of the whole thing—it's not clear if they were among the cheering tour guests who apparently thought the guide made some salient (racist) points.