Ed Gillespie is the Republican candidate for Senate in Virginia. On Monday Night Football last night, he ran this campaign ad vowing to oppose attempts to make the Washington Redskins change their name.

Cool Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, possessor of truly Jadenesque follower count, acknowledged today that evolution and the Big Bang thoery are real, and that God is not "a magician with a magic wand."

Sam Rubin, one of the morning anchors at KTLA 5 in Los Angeles, was in the middle of a self-deprecating story about the time his wife asked him, "When did you become the fat one on that show?" when a reporter had to cut in to deliver a breaking totally sick burn.

Radar Online has obtained the police report detailing the charges against Mark McDaniel—the convicted child molester who was recently reunited with Honey Boo Boo matriarch Mama June after spending a decade in jail for molesting her then-eight-year-old daughter Anna Cardwell. It's horrifying.

The latest estimates of American life expectancy are out, and we're doing great! Living longer than ever. But—ooo—I hate to ask you this, but maybe, could you not do that, and instead die younger? We have these pension issues, see...

To catch a 15-year-old accused of sending bomb threats to a local high school, the FBI emailed the teen a fake Seattle Times article on a counterfeit Seattle Times website that linked to location-tracking malware, according to documents obtained by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF).

Damn. High school was hard. Remember having to do math every day? Remember this monolith?

William Clemons, the highest-ranking uniformed officer of New York City's Correction Department, will resign, it was announced today, because—well, because Rikers Island is a really, truly, unimaginably awful place.

A Philadelphia police officer will face disciplinary action after he was caught on video threatening to "beat the shit out of" a teenage boy for "looking him in his fucking eye."

Last week, GQ published a revealing new interview with the worst employee ever to darken the coastal New England-styled interior of Red Lobster: an old salt named Nicki Minaj.

Nicki Minaj released a new single today called "Only," and it's about how Drake and Lil Wayne actively want to fuck Nicki and how Nicki might one day let them fuck her, but honestly probably not. (Chris Brown, who sings the hook, does not get to fuck Nicki.) This concept is boring. We know Drake and Lil Wayne would fuck Nicki. Instead, we have a much more interesting question.

Old-man-yelling-at-clouds (but only cumulonimbus clouds, because they're black) Donald Sterling is basically out of our lives forever after a racist meltdown forced him to sell the L.A. Clippers, but Clippers star Blake Griffin still has to live with his chilling memories of Sterling's infamous "White Party."

Andrea Peyser, a troll who lives under a bridge and also an anger columnist at the New York Post, is very angry about the fact that the NYPD choked Eric Garner to death, then let his mom out of a traffic ticket. She's mad about the ticket part.

Andrew Holland, a bus driver in Wales, was accused of being in possession of "extreme porn" of a woman having sex with a tiger. He was cleared of the charge in December 2009—after six months on bail—after police noticed the "tiger" in the video say, "That's grrrrrrreat," in an apparent homage to Tony the Tiger.

In Brevard County, Fl., a rash of fiendish hogs have been causing so many problems that there is a threat that they may force officials into canceling trick-or-treating because the hogs are threatening to get into the candy supply.

With all the U.S. government surveillance of electronic communications that's come to light over the past year, you might be tempted to think that good-old-fashioned snail mail offers a safe alternative. You'd be wrong.

The Ford brothers reign over Toronto is over. Well, mostly. On Monday, John Tory defeated Rob Ford's brother, Doug, to win Toronto's mayoral election. But Rob Ford, who is still being treated for cancer, isn't done with the city yet: He was reelected to his old city council seat.

TMZ reports that the Dekalb County Sheriff's Department has gotten multiple complaints about Honey Boo Boo mom Mama June Shannon's rekindled relationship with convicted child molester Mark McDaniel. Unfortunately, there's not much the department can do to keep McDaniel away from Mama June's kids.

In 2010, Mary Kay Henry was elected president of the 2 million-member Service Employees International Union. She's played major roles in ongoing battles over labor rights, wages, immigration, and health care. She's here to answer your questions now.

Tragic news: The cool, understanding beard you got high and told all your troubles to during high school has passed away. The avuncular facial hair that was always down to buy your friends some beer was attached to actor/director Kevin Smith, and appeared in films like Clerks, Mallrats, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. It will be missed.