Look, I'm not going to tell you this is anything more than what it is: a video of very small dog dressed as a teddy bear—or, if you nerds prefer, an Ewok—walking on a treadmill for an amount of time that is just long enough for you to register amusement and just short enough that you won't have to worry overmuch about his health or comfort.

Frat bros at San Diego State University were not content to let a Take Back the Night March go unbothered last Friday, according to The San Diego Union-Tribune. The paper reports that bros from two different frats yelled obscenities and threw eggs at women protesting sexual assault on campus. Some reportedly waved dildos in their faces.

Alan Turing is a prime example of the kind of historical figure people cite as proof that one's sexuality has no bearing on one's accomplishments. Turing essentially invented the computer and formalized much that comes with it, including the algorithm and the concept of artificial intelligence. According to Winston Churchill, Turing made the single biggest contribution to the Allies' victory in World War II. How could it possibly matter that he was also gay?

Darren Wilson, who two days ago escaped punishment for killing Michael Brown, is going to be a father. Wilson confirmed the news during his hour-long interview with ABC News' George Stephanopoulos on Tuesday.

Today in the opinion section of the world's most influential newspaper, Frank Bruni writes about his family's Thanksgiving food, and Thomas Friedman writes about "news drumsticks to chew on," including the fact that Stevie Wonder recently won an award. Please try harder.

Michael Brown's parents—Lesley McSpadden and Michael Brown, Sr.—were on the Today show this morning, where they responded to Ferguson, Mo. police officer Darren Wilson's public comments following a grand jury's decision not to indict him for the killing of their son.

Chris Stark, the BBC Radio host known for his charmingly awkward celebrity interviews—you've probably seen the one with Mila Kunis—got a second chance to interview Jennifer Aniston this week. What he didn't know was that his boss, Scott Mills, had put Aniston up to intentionally giving the Worst Interview Ever.

While all of us are splitting our attention between Ferguson protests and Thanksgiving planning, Congress is trying to pass a package of tax breaks that would cost $440 billion. It is worth getting angry about!

Smirking St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney Robert McCulloch took his robes off long enough on Monday to announce to the world that the killer of Mike Brown would face no criminal charges. In lieu of the usual grand jury process wherein the prosecutor says it wants an indictment and then the grand jury automatically gives it to them, McCulloch clearly did everything he could to make sure officer Darren Wilson would never face a trial. In the wake of such transparent rigging, Ferguson quite naturally exploded into fiery riots.

What follows is a lyrical analysis of this year's sexiest Christmas hymn.

Animated Polly Pocket™ doll Ariana Grande is a "whore," according to rude and uncalled for statements made by Ms. Bette Midler this weekend. Last night, Bette kind of apologized by calling herself a whore, too.

Another of Bill Cosby's alleged victims has joined the growing chorus of women breaking their silence: Donna Motsinger has come forward as one of the 12 Jane Does from former Temple University athletics director Andrea Constand's 2005 civil suit against Bill Cosby.

For the second night in a row, demonstrators across the U.S. blocked traffic and squared off with police officers in protest of the Ferguson grand jury's decision not to indict a white police officer who fired six shots into an unarmed black teenager.

ABC News aired a segment from Darren Wilson's interview with George Stephanopoulos on Tuesday night, which marked the first time the Ferguson police officer has spoken publicly since he shot Michael Brown to death in August.

Seems Ferguson residents weren't the only viewers disappointed by CNN's recent reporting efforts, as the beleaguered network broadcast footage of protestors yelling "Fuck CNN" for the second night in a row Tuesday.

New Yorkers protesting the Darren Wilson grand jury decision shut down large swathes of the city Tuesday evening, blocking off an entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel and both sides of the FDR Drive as thousands of people joined the march.

It's a he-said-she-said story of Hamptons houses, accidental arson and a court-aided break-up, and everyone involved sounds terrible.

A Minneapolis woman was hurt today during a Ferguson rally when a driver apparently accelerated through an intersection full of protestors.

While America waited for a grand jury to decide whether to indict a police officer in the killing of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Mo., a Utah County Attorney ruled the police shooting of another young black man "justified."