Can Obama Avoid JFK's Missteps?

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 05:30PM

From his first debate against Richard Nixon, John F. Kennedy was the television candidate, the first American politician who was a global icon in the way we conceive of it today. Plastered across the internet, the long campaign has already made Obama a household name in every country in the world. As he combated the idea that he was Paris Hilton during the campaign, Barack will have to distinguish himself from becoming the last Democratic golden boy. Here's how he can avoid the pitfalls.There was a sense that John F. Kennedy belonged to all of us, and in his inaugural call for service, he echoed the inclusion of everyone into that political moment. But JFK wasn't just about politics. His election — from its beginnings in the famous televised debate with Richard Nixon — was about creating a cultural image that Americans could comfortably desire.

Pixar Takes Over The World

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 04:15PM

With Wall-E holding out hope for a "Best Picture" nomination and two new movies based on original concepts on the way, the best studio in Hollywood isn't going anywhere. Featuring the voice talents of John Travolta and Miley Cyrus, Bolt was reworked by Pixar execs and will hit theaters in time for Thanksgiving. The company has also released a new trailer showcasing the stunning visuals of its 2009 original masterpiece-to-be, Up!. What can Pixar freaks anticipate in the years to come, and could the company be stretching itself too thin?Bolt probably has endured more turmoil than any project Pixar's been involved with, and yet the reworked film looks promising, if a bit too reminiscent of Toy Story in some of the small details. (The film's animators were pressed to complete it in just 18 months, as opposed to the usual years.) Still, if you're going to go over old territory, that's surely the box office success you'd like to replicate. Originally written and directed by Lilo & Stitch creator Chris Sanders, Bolt was completely remade by Pixar's Brain Trust, the team of writers and directors that guide the studio.

Unbelievably Douchey GOP Operative Insists Palin Isn't That Dumb

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 03:15PM

The GOP flack who prepped Sarah Palin for various public appearances is stepping up to say that the Alaskan governor isn't quite as dumb as angry McCain aides are trying to paint her. Republican and former Bush executive secretary of the National Security Council Steve Biegun has gotten in touch with National Review editor/wonderboy Rich Lowry to redeem the former vice presidential candidate by repudiating recent claims she has no idea who's in NAFTA and thinks Africa's a country. He calls the allegations "absurd," while managing to note that she had a "steep learning curve on foreign issues," as Lowry formulates it. It's nice someone is stepping out on Sarah's behalf, but is this half-hearted defense simply part of the larger scheme to discredit her for 2012?As you'll recall, McCain aides leaked to Fox News' Carl Cameron that Palin didn't know Africa was a continent, not a country, and that she couldn't name any of the countries in NAFTA. Palin has only expressed indignation at the idea she's none too bright, and now we can at least be consoled by the fact that Palin learned about the conflict in Darfur while she was in church according to Lowry:

Rihanna Tour Rider Approaches Greatness

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 02:25PM

When musicians hit the road for a tour, they send ahead a rider to a venue so that the promoters will be aware of all the artist's needs. The lengthy Rihanna tour rider leaked to The Smoking Gun details, as to a four-year old, Rihanna's many needs, including a healthy supply of Fanta, cheese doodles, 24 buffalo wings, and hard-boiled eggs at any time of day or night. Click for the extensive details.Nothing will ever top the epic Foo Fighters tour rider from May of this year, but we are somewhat amused by Rihanna's preferences. Hey, when you know what you want, you know what you want. From the list of what should appear in her dressing room:

The Office's Deleted Scenes Leave Us Wanting More

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 01:15PM

The grass is always greener when it comes to The Office. When the show began running bloated hour-long episodes, viewers complained that the show became too drawn-out and dull. Back to its usual half-hour form, the show just doesn't deliver enough insane Dwight to satisfy our considerable need in that department. With The Office rounding into form after moving some characters off the show, these deleted scenes capture the small moments of Dunder Mifflin that warm our hearts.Now well off the rails of the two-season BBC series that inspired King of the Hill creator Greg Daniels' American version, The Office's new season has started to build momentum. Early storylines that didn't quite lead to yuks (Pam meets Jim's crazay brothers! Jan didn't want Michael to give her child! Michael's slightly inappropriate office romance!) have been cast aside in favor of the show's bread and butter rivalries: Dwight vs. Jim, Dwight vs. Phyllis, Dwight vs. Andy, Dwight on top of Angela. There seems to be but one common denominator here, and he is hilarious: Click to view That's an insta-classic if there ever was one. Also helping the return to form was the tremendous bluetooth phone link, New York to Scranton, between Jim and Pam through the show's episode. Jam aren't terribly funny together, and they weren't apart — so why not go with something in between? The contrivance of Jim listening in while Pam had a heart to heart with a fellow student was almost too much to bear. We want more, and the show offers up these two deleted scenes. Click to view Click to view

Neither Can Live While The Other Survives

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 12:55PM

[Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson continue to be upset about the passing of California's Proposition 8 at Pure last night. Pic from here, click to enlarge.]

Times Critics' Five Worst Lines About Children's Books

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 11:55AM

Tomorrow you can sit down and read the New York Times Book Review childrens' literature special insert. The annual feature is one way to find a choice picture book to give to a young person, and it also gives us the gift of the insane seriousness with which the Times reviewers treat the subject. The task of making these kinds of books relevant to the adult reader is admittedly a difficult one, and yet the best of the overwrought sentences that follow truly make us feel like children again. Unbelievably stupid children.Our favorite five bon mots:

Soon, Al Franken Might Not Have To Make Jokes For Money

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 11:00AM

Before he goes to bed every night, Al Franken watches the Kevin Spacey HBO take on the 2000 election, Recount, and cries himself to sleep. After an acrimonious Senate race, Franken's battle with longtime Minnesota Republican Norm Coleman is still going on after Coleman appeared to have won by 725 votes. As that margin changes in the fallout from Election Day, tears have flowed on both sides, and the recount doesn't even begin until Nov. 18! After 100 more Democratic votes popped up in St. Louis County, Norm Coleman's team got even angrier than they were during the campaign — and if you'll remember, they called Al Franken a child molester during the campaign. 2000 ain't got nothing on 2008:Located in Minnesota's Iron Range, a tiny precinct had 100 more votes for Franken — but the machine carried a date of Nov. 2. That was just an honest error, but that didn't stop the Coleman campaign from bloviating: "Obviously, this is highly suspicious. They found 100 votes, and it's statistically impossible that all 100 votes went to the two Democrats, even in St. Louis County," said Coleman flack Cullen Sheehan said. This is the same campaign that asked Franken to concede on election night. Like in Florida, the state is likely to see movement on both sides of the ledger during the recount. Just when you thought you never wanted to hear the word Diebold again... Although all votes in Minnesota are recorded on paper ballots, they are scanned by Diebold machines that are routinely found to be in error. (Diebold's even getting sued, Gizmodo reported today.) The recount will be by hand, and thus could take until the end of the year. AP reporter Brian Bakst argues this morning that the election is going to be decided by the undervotes — ballots that recorded a preference for presidential candidate but not for Senate. Some of these ballots might not have been properly scanned by machines, and they might break for Franken.

The President-Elect's First Apology

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 10:00AM

During Obama's presser yesterday, he somehow found the time to call Nancy Reagan a wack job. While explaining that he'd been in touch with all the presidents, he clarified himself by saying "the living presidents," quipping that he "didn’t want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about, you know, doing any séances." Barack quickly apologized to the former First Lady, but should he have? No, Nancy didn't channel spirits in the White House. But she and her husband did rely heavily on astrologer Joan Quigley. Just because Nancy didn't go there, though, doesn't mean one recent former First Lady didn't get in touch with the dead.Nancy Reagan and astrologer/author Joan Quigley, and the two because close after Reagan was shot and almost killed, meeting each other on the Merv Griffin Show. When this became public, the Reagans reacted. Both the president and the first lady found themselves lying about how sympathetically they viewed astrology, and former chief of staff Don Regan's book was even attacked publicy by the Reagans for describing how closely they hewed to the stars for advice.

Sherlock Holmes and the Return of the Mystery

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 09:15AM

Guy Ritchie is directing Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law in next year's adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. To get to this glorious point, the mystery genre has undergone a wholesale reinvention, with shows like Dexter and True Blood shaking up the form with more than just violence and sex. Why are mysteries back?The scarcity of worthy Hollywood properties means that every halfway decent book will see itself staged eventually. And since young people today don't read books, this may be the only way for some of the best storytelling in our culture to get its proper appreciation. Among the different literary genres, some are more suited for the process than others. What always works, and always will work, is a mystery. While networks have been mining the soap opera with some success, mysteries work just as well in the serial form. Sure, CSI can fall into the general category, but the best mysteries aren't procedurals — they are true whodunits, giving the audience a litany of engaging small clues that keep them guessing. The best shows on television right now are all mining this territory.

Obama Denies Sad Ten Year Old His Right To Arm Himself

Alex Carnevale · 11/08/08 08:45AM

This October was a slow month for most businesses, but not if you sell firearms. Anticipating crackdowns in the wake of an Obama win, there were 108,000 more background checks for gun purchases than this month last year. Fear of restrictions in the wake of a Democratic president usually is enough to spike weapons purchases from buyers scared they won't be able to get the perfect gift for the holidays. Virginia ten-year-old Austin Smith's fear of not getting a gun for Christmas strikes a deep chord in our Constitution-loving heart:The children of America have but one question:

We Can, Yes?

STV · 11/07/08 09:25PM

· We elected Barack Obama as our 44th President of the United States. Look back to his Hollywood beginnings and ahead to an Ari-friendly White House. · And as always, it was the celebrities who made the difference: Monica Lewinsky in LA. Natalie Portman in New York. Kirsten Dunst in North... Dakota? And Diddy in the headlines, natch. · With the help of skywriting and millions of Mormon dollars, the passage of Proposition 8 denied gay people the basic human right to be married. It goes without saying, but L.A. is pissed. · Sacha Baron Cohen wasn't helping matters any with his earnest protests of asher-shtupping, either. · Still, whatever solution exists, we're sure David Archuleta has it. · Obama's victory meant a party for Madonna fans, a concession from Elisabeth Hasslebeck, and a moving truck for Stephen Baldwin. · While Saturday Night Live's audience laughed with John McCain, Chris Rock's laughed at him. · Tina Fey will play Sarah Palin no more forever, but there's always South Park Sarah to remind us of what could have been. · Is killing a great series the answer to stopping bad TV? And what do we do if one show happens to be both? · Even more than she wants an Oscar, Kate Winslet wants you to apologize for that Photoshop slur you just made. · Robert Downey Jr. defended exiled Iron Man co-star Terrence Howard from a nosy press, and Jude Law defended Robert Downey Jr. from certain naughty-part doom. · Next Halloween, embattled Heidi Klum is just going out as a peapod.

Smile With Your Ears

Seth Abramovitch · 11/07/08 09:02PM

· Tyra went to Disneyland to help Minnie and Mickey work on their runway walks and general fiercitude. That's right, terrorists: Feast your eyes. Ain't never gonna take this away from us. Ain't never! · Oprah will bring her long-running syndicated show to an end in 2011 to focus on OWN. But will she bring her ass-kissy expert panel of Ali Wentworth, Mark Consuelos and Gayle King along with her? · On her marriage to Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman said, "I thought, I don't deserve to be here. We would go to the Oscars and I would think, I'm here to support him. I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and to be seen and not heard." She then grew profoundly melancholy for a moment, but you'd never know it from her forehead. · Nice try, CNN. Those were tomograms, not holograms. · Here's a peek at Hollywood's newest 24-hour post-partying eatery, called Our Color Scheme Will Coax The Puke Right Out Of You Sweet Love Hangover. · Uh—pardon us if we're the last person on the planet to realize this, but Barack Obama has a Flickr photo stream. With, like, tons of backroom pictures of election night. Riveting. We wish we could just leap in there and restyle Michelle!

Our Commenters of the Week Win the CNN Hologram of Their Choice!

Kyle Buchanan · 11/07/08 08:30PM

Electing a president is one thing, but choosing our five best comments of the week is the real nail-biter. And what a prize up for grabs this time: the utterly superfluous CNN hologram of your choice! Will you stick with Will.i.am, or send away for a customizable, uncomfortably hot Tinker Bell? Don't worry, it's just between us. Click through for the winners!· jwick25 on Reasons Why Harrison Ford May Have Worn This Peapod Costume for Halloween: This is the closest I've ever seen Calista to something edible. · steampoweredboy on Seth Rogen Boned Plenty of Hot Girls When He was Fat and Unknown, OK?: Two people I would never want to see have sex talking about sex? Up next Dr. Ruth and my Zadie chat about big black cocks. · OldTowneTavern on Kendra Ready to Put Her Eggs in New Fiance's Baskett: And now being given away by one's daddy takes on a whole new meaning. · unrequited_narcissism on Courtney Love Reveals Her Confused, Anti-Gay 'Yes on Prop 8' Vote: That should be the photo accompanying her euthanasia application. Please tell me she has applied. · cozymoses on The Gays Strike Back as Prop. 8 Protest Targets Mormon Temple: "Shit is packed..."? Really? Good work, kids. Rahmbo approves.

Your Weekend Of Protest

Seth Abramovitch · 11/07/08 08:19PM

FRIDAY · Apes & Androids at the Echo, Keller Williams at the El Rey, and Van Morrison at the Hollywood Bowl. · Mark Taper Forum presents Elizabethan whodunit The School of Night. · Synapse Dance Theater inaugurates the new Broad Stage at Santa Monica College Performing Arts Center.SATURDAY · Jeans Team w/ Starfucker at Spaceland, The Dodos at Echoplex, Letters To Cleo at the Roxy, and The Who at Nokia Theatre Live. · AFI Fest continues at the Arclight. · The Sunset Junction Prop 8 protest meets at the corners of Sunset Blvd. and Santa Monica Blvd. at 6 p.m. Please come. SUNDAY · Beck at the Club Nokia (sold out). · Dutch collective Willem Breuker Kollektief performs a live soundtrack to F.W. Murnau's 1926 horror masterpiece, Faust. At REDCAT. · Lovelace: A Rock Opera is based on the life of Linda Lovelace, the troubled Deep Throat star. Music by Anna Waronker and Charlotte Caffey, of That Dog and the Go-Go’s respectively. At the Hayworth Theater.

STV · 11/07/08 08:02PM

Pushing Daisies Cancelled? Word from an informant on the set of ABC's long-struggling show hints that Daisies has baked its last pie. We can't say we didn't see it coming, but at least it died painlessly: The author who yesterday cited an anonymous sophomore series doomed by internal strife later assured us Daisies was not the victim — just another casualty of terminally ill ratings. Expect ABC to rerun the Obama infomercial in Daisies' slot indefinitely until an official replacement is announced. [The Film Experience Blog]

The week we failed to disclose

Owen Thomas · 11/07/08 08:00PM

Nobody wanted to fess up this week. Sergey Brin's journalist mother-in-law can't come out and say that she's in the tank for Google. Wall Street Journal conference organizer Kara Swisher won't confess that she's mean to Google precisely because the search engine employs her newly married spouse. And that's just the beginning.VentureBeat blogger MG Siegler doesn't want to admit he's dating Pownce founder Leah Culver, though their affair is surely the only reason he thought an outage of the little-used site was newsworthy. Facebook's Sheryl Sandberg won't say that a Washington job might be the reason she's defending ex-boss Larry Summers. Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk is mum on why he let the carmaker get so short on cash, but we have a theory on why. Can anyone just come out and say it? We're all too human — which is the thing we hate to admit most of all. (Photo by unclebumpy)

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Alaska Miller · 11/07/08 07:40PM

Voters passed Proposition 8, California's gay marriage ban, sparking calls for protests. Today's featured commenter, sample032, explains the whole big can of worms:

Dave Chappelle Shows James Lipton The Joys Of Being On The Biographical Ass-Licking Receiving End

STV · 11/07/08 07:39PM

Dave Chappelle's most recent AWOL streak ends Monday on Bravo, when he will appear on the 200th episode of Inside the Actors Studio. Except, in a clever twist we're presuming occurred only because Diana Ross was unavailable, Chappelle will interview Lipton for the whole show.Today we got a glimpse of the comic delivering the episode's customary windy introduction, which comes as close as we've been to a Chappelle performance in years — properly reverential of Lipton's mile-long resume (even the "literary perennial An Exaltation of Larks," a title no one can read with a straight face) while dropping random bursts of profanity and invective when necessary. The only thing that likely would have improved this would have been a Chappelle-esque three-hour wait for Lipton's arrival, followed by a chain-smoking binge of payback from their last tilt in 2005. Or maybe that comes later in the episode. Either way, congrats, Jim! [Bravo]

Stave Off The Pain With Two Of Edward Norton's Favorite Movies!

McCluskey and Miller · 11/07/08 07:20PM

Making history sure takes a lot out of a country. Re-energize for tomorrow's Sunset Junction Prop 8 protest with some tube. WATCH Elvis Mitchell: Under the Influence [8 PM, TCM] - The former NYT film critic and apparent bank skeptic, interviews actor-writer Edward Norton. After the interview, TCM will air two of Norton's favorite movies: Annie Hall and A Streetcar Named Desire. Odds are, they were going to air those tonight no matter what Norton said, and then tomorrow night, and probably on Sunday, too.