Times Six: Finding a Language for Borders, Theft, and History

Kiese Laymon and Chanda Hsu Prescod-Weinstein · 01/17/15 12:15PM

When a friend introduced me to the work of a theoretical physicist named Dr. Chanda Hsu Prescod-Weinstein, I had no idea what a "theoretical physicist" was. Whatever the work of theoretical physicists, I didn't imagine that there was one in our country who would say to a group of grad students at MIT, "Do not be afraid to be black, whatever that means to you. Do not be afraid to be black scientists. Do not be afraid to be black and simultaneously successful, whatever field you choose. For each individual, that may require creating something new and spectacular. Do not capitulate to the fear that you are not up to this glorious task."

Neil deGrasse Tyson Explains the Meaning of Life to a 6 ¾-Year-Old

Jay Hathaway · 01/16/15 04:45PM

A precocious 6 (and three quarters!)-year-old named Jack got a chance to ask astronomical badass and Cosmos host Neil deGrasse Tyson a question at Boston's Wilbur Theatre last night, and he cut right to the chase. Yo, Neil, he asked, "What's the meaning of life?"

Supreme Court Agrees to Hear Four Gay Marriage Cases

Taylor Berman · 01/16/15 04:10PM

The Supreme Court agreed on Friday to decide whether the Constitution allows individual states to ban gay marriage. The decision comes three months after the court refused to hear appeals from seven states where statewide bans on same-sex marriage had been invalidated.

​NCAA to Restore 111 Wins to Former Penn State Coach Joe Paterno

Taylor Berman · 01/16/15 01:57PM

As part of a settlement with the college, the NCAA announced on Friday that it will restore 111 wins to Penn State and former head coach Joe Paterno. The wins, which were stripped following the Jerry Sandusky sex scandal, will make Paterno the winningest coach in Division I college football history.

America the Unequal Can't Last Forever

Hamilton Nolan · 01/16/15 01:10PM

America has money. Which is better than not having money. But all of the money in America is going to the rich. This is our basic problem.

It's Rush Week, Bitches: Send Us Your Deranged Sorority Emails

Allie Jones · 01/16/15 12:02PM

Hi, whores. If it is or about to be rush week at your school, you've no doubt received upwards of 9,000 freaking annoying emails from your sorority's recruitment chair lately, some of which are rude, like this one extolling the virtues of Spanx posted to Jezebel this morning. We would like to read them.

John Kerry and President of France Make Up with Public, Erotic Embrace

Aleksander Chan · 01/16/15 11:36AM

The relationship between John Kerry, the Secretary of State of the United States of America, and Francois Hollande, the president of France, has been on the rocks since Kerry stood up Hollande at the Je Suis Charlie rally in Paris last weekend. But in a grandly Richard-Curtisian gesture, Kerry flew to Paris today to make things right. This deeply intimate hug is their touching reunion.

Who Would Be the Best NYC Mascot? 

Dayna Evans · 01/16/15 10:00AM

On Thursday, the folks over at the New York Times Weekend Arts section proposed an interesting question: if Paddington is the little Peruvian bear in boots who has come to represent London, which character in history would be the best and most model representative of New York City?

"Wow," Shouts Man Trying to Fuck a Mailbox at the Mall

Jay Hathaway · 01/16/15 09:45AM

A 45-year-old British man pleaded guilty to indecent exposure and abusive behavior after he was caught drunkenly making sexual advances toward "a postbox in the middle of a shopping arcade."