What better gift for our great posters than a great poster? This week's best comments earn a glossy 27x40 of Hollywood's terrible lizardmen flop, Delgo! Like the film, it's never been viewed. So who won?

Friday
· Friday night music: Darker My Love at Echoplex, The Duke Spirit plays the Roxy, and People Under the Stairs are at El Rey.

It's hard to picture a loosey-goosey institution like American Idol—a longtime proponent of talentless T n' A-havers' rights—coming down hard on a flattering copycat contest for undiscovered pole-abouts.

Happy belated 28th birthday to Christina Aguilera, who celebrated last night as any young lady her age might: By hosting a classy Clockwork Orange-themed party at Mozza.

After teasing America's sapphic set with power lesbian proximity and a hint-filled SNL sketch, Ellen Page doused their rubyfruit dreams by canceling her upcoming lesbian werewolf flick. Now, word comes of a same-sex replacement!

A woman dressed as a Cheetah Lady says, while in her apartment holding her cat, that she would like to get out of the "jungle" and stop eating "carcasses." Won't you please help her?

Having grown up without cable, we are used to a large amount of censorship in our televised movies, but nothing compares to the bleach job AMC does on the classics. It's pretty flunked up.

If you're like us, you've long given up watching the televised Yule Log for want of a truer orange fire, flamier flames, and more textured firewood. Finally, Santa has the high-definition holiday blaze for you.

[The Kats are cranky this week as they watch a college riot involving the word "provost." Also, Jim Behrle's season's greetings.]

Two years after he left, the ghost of TV executive Lloyd Braun still haunts Yahoo. Which is why a report of lost perks in Yahoo's L.A. office turned into an evisceration of the ex-exec.

Though David Mamet zinged Jeremy Piven's play-quitting sushi excuse in the press, other Speed-the-Plow producers were keeping their slams anonymous until they realized just how much fun it can be.

Village Voice gossip columnist Michael Musto is just another frustrated freelancer when it comes to New York magazine, he complains. That's exactly how his blog should be used, by the way—for bitching!

This week people embarrassed themselves on TV, ate poison sushi, stopped drinking, and ignored all their gay friends.

Why didn't SEC employees catch Bernie Madoff? Porn browsing. [ProPublica]

Apropos of nothing save the desire to inject a little cheer into your lives, we bring you now a shimmering pearl found inside the most unexpected of internet mollusk varieties: the Craigslist auto ad.

Media Matters offers an admirably comprehensive look at Fox News dog-man Sean Hannity's most wet-brained (but creative!) Obama smears of the entire campaign. Here are the five cleverest, RadicalTerroristBlackPowerCriminal:

Best comment of the week medals go to:

Yes, you could spend all day parsing the Lost trailer for clues (and we have: the whiskey-scented ghost of Michelle Rodriguez is Ben's mom, y'all!), but why not gaze upon these travel posters instead?

One less thing to aspire to, journalists: The New York Times in cutting back on those nice overseas executive gigs at the Paris-based International Herald Tribune:

The Anti-Defamation League, eager as ever to publicize menaces to the Jewish people, fears Bernie Madoff's $50 billion swindle has led to a flood of online Jew-hating. Among Internet commenters. How convenient for the ADL!