Pretty-boy cottage blog mogul David Hauslaib has shuttered his flagship gossip site, Jossip. It had been for sale since last March, but apparently no one wants to buy a blog in these worrisome times.

This is my favorite Stalker sighting in recent memory. It's about Steve Buscemi on a college tour with his son. What a regular, mundane kinda thing for a movie star to be doing!

When I was growing up the kids use to say I'm Audi 5000, y'know, like the car? Do they still make those? What model are they on? Well anyswayze, that's me now: Audi 5000.

Well in the midst of all the hubbub in Williamsburg another huge internet sensation, Twitter, took some major steps this week: Twitaholic Ashton Kutcher hit a million followers. And now, Oprah's on board. Matrix time!

[Reverend Billy, an anti-shopping spiritual leader, performs or whatever in New York last night; image via Brennan Cavanaugh's Flickr]

Yesterday I went to Williamsburg in search of The Hipster Grifter. We may have spotted her! Also, we randomly ran into people from the previous pictures and coverage. During the work day! She's amazing!

So a regular feature with TAN on the weekend will be "The Assimilator". This week we have Vice co-founder Gavin McInnes, Grifter story-breaker Doree Shafrir, and a book editor talking about: Guess Who?

By my cursory count the story of The Hipster Grifter, has generated over 250,000 page views, and well over 1000 comments. But, there's more!

Oh you fucking hipsters. Talib Kweli—a black dude who white dudes aren't scared of—will be giving a free concert with fruity/dumb Vampire Weekend on Columbia's library steps in one hour. Grab your keffiyah!

Theater is great! We've got reviews for you, regional news from both coasts, praise for amazing theater actors who did the TV thing this week, and word of the gorgeous Rachel Weisz.

Today I'm mad at everything. Paul Newman's a drunk, Jennifer Garner's old, Andy Roddick's married, Emmy Rossum is a complete idiot, and Sarah Palin apparently had people "managing" her snow machine accident of a campaign.

A confluence of localvore do-gooderism and desperate poverty is transforming America's suburbs into a Third World hellscape, because otherwise-normal people are raising chickens in their backyards.

Hipster Grifter Kari Ferrell's old roommate says "She just texted me two days ago to talk about the Utah Jazz." And other fun facts! Oh and she already has a celebrity impersonator:

Have some info to share with us? Direct it here. Many thanks!

• Kanye West's girlfriend, Amber Rose, shows some skin (and crack) in the the new ad campaign for his Louis Vuitton line of sneakers. [NYM]
• Those empty storefronts in the far West Village? Some people seem to think it's all Marc Jacobs and Ralph Lauren's fault. [Villager]
• Speaking of Marc, the new Jacobs by Marc Jacobs collection features the work of artists with disabilities and benefits the arts. [Teen Vogue]
• Filene's Basement is now for sale, if you're interested. [Crain's]
• 7 For All Mankind opens its third NYC outpost tomorrow. [Denimology]
• The fashion business may be suffering here, but that's the case in North Korea: Retail outlets in Pyongyang have never been busier, or at least that's what the country's official news agency is reporting today. [Reuters]

HIPSTER GRIFTER! HIPSTER GRIFTER! HIPSTER GRIFTER!

[The Coachella music and try-not-to-die-of-heat-stroke-in-the-middle-of-the-desert festival started today. Back in New York City, the weather is damn near perfect. Pic via Getty]

Hey, it's an old-timey "still" Kreepy Kats for your Spring Friday enjoyment. Don't forget to pay your internet bill, kids. Or don't, whatever.

Every week, some poor celebrity has to do the talk-show rounds to promote some new movie. This week, it was Zac Efron who used the opportunity to explain why he is an icon of heterosexuality.

Ok. We'll try to make this one quick, but there is some background.