At 6 p.m. Eastern, following the declaration of a national health emergency, ABC News' Senior White House correspondent Jake Tapper filed seven paragraphs on the president's golf game. Golf Digest was cited.

Masked men break into a home in Spain, tie up a woman, take her cash and jewelry. They start ransacking the bedrooms. Wait, who is that in the picture?

First Matt Lauer of Today, now Howard Kurtz on CNN: What's with all the TV newsmen leaping to defend Miss California for opposing gay marriage "in my country?"

A tipster took this picture (click to zoom) with her BlackBerry about 10 minutes ago. The actress is looking awfully blurry at 30.

Yes, the Kari Ferrell thing looked like it was getting played out, but a tipster snapped this poster at "a thing in Williamsburg on Friday night." A good grifter is always on the comeback!

Writer Keith Gessen was reportedly detained (and released -Update) by a 15-person Russian special forces unit after investigating election tampering in Sochi, a Black Sea resort city hosting the 2014 Winter Olympics.

Speidi have been filming promos for I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here and Then Strap Me Into an Automatic Suicide Machine, and they released some pictures of themselves in front of green screens.

TV ladies will sing for you in Indiana, while a Dutch money company will tell you when you are allowed to sing "I Cain't Say No", which is a bit scary.

My apologies if you think this is stupid. What I'm saying is I'm sorry you are so wrong and let's be real you should be apologizing to me.

If you don't love the crazy pun-based Snickers ad campaign blanketing the city right now and you want to be friends with me, you can "Nougetaboutit".

The Guardian interviews the owner.

Now more than ever don't go around hugging and kissing random elementary schoolchildren, or pigs, in Queens. [NY Times]

The President may have passed a record stimulus bill, closed Gitmo and handled a deadly pirate crisis, but from what I can tell he has discovered few to no hatches.

It's happened to all of us without exception: we are watching amateur pornography online and we then wonder if there is an inspired way to make it even creepier. Photo Tumblr Heavypetting loudly answers "Yes."

Great news, everybody. Dust off those old bird flu surgical masks and prepare for the End Times because eight mild cases of possible human swine flu in Queens mean only one thing: PANIC!!

Accused murderer and savvy webhead Philip Markoff tried to hang himself in his cell with shoelaces, so authorities now have him wearing an insane-looking anti-suicide smock called a Ferguson, according to the Daily News.

Golden Girls star Bea Arthur, née Bernice Frankel, died at home in Los Angeles at the age of 86 today. She passed away surrounded by family members. She will be loudly mourned by the gays.

Actually, Mann uploads a new song every day, but this is the first one Dick Cheney can rock out to on the way to Starbucks each morning.

Ghetto Pass was a written tour of "the people and places of browner territories". Yesterday photo-auteur Diana and I frolicked about El Barrio with hopes of capturing a beautiful spring day in pictures.