So: let's say it's Mother's Day, and you're in a bind, because for whatever reason, you're a terrible son. What to do? Interview noted Mom expert, Postcards From Yo Momma luminary Doree Shafrir!

Too bad the Correspondent's Dinner will probably dominate any comedy talking points today, because last night's cameo-littered Saturday Night Live was the funniest it's been in a long, long time.

This year's WHCD was an intensely celebrity-packed affair; Air America's Ana Marie Cox was juicing every moment of the star-studded shindig for all it was worth.

The glad-handing, back-slapping yukfest of reporters getting cozy with politicians and the occasional celebrity that is the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner just ended. And Obama's roast absolutely killed it.

Like any good beginning to a Saturday night: uppers and downers. Godless teenagers and homeless people.

Like the family of Czar Nicholas II, the Gosselin clan of TLC's Jon and Kate Plus 8 are going down. Quickly. And it's gonna get uglier.

Just want to go viral so bad, y'know? Not sure what 2 do. Kind of feels like how ducks have a lot of vijay-jays to confuse duck-rapists. Think the game is more mental than physical.

Surely you've seen those Bingo cards for hipsters, and Blipsters. I always wondered why there wasn't one for New York's Blog-media. Now there is!

The sensibility of all hipsters have two axes: 1. "irony" 2. "alternative". This weekend I got hipster-lit, myspace-account broker, and quirky-NYM-darling Tao Lin to help me plot current events on The Hipster Matrix.

This week we shine the light on recent casting call for a real/fake Hipster Reality Show! Our guests: Hipster guru Robert Lanham, author/playwright Rachel Shukert, and harpy blogger Becky Sharper. Go hipster or go home!

Bros! Been reading Hipster Runoff and Tao Lin. Feel sad now. Like they're free and I'm just a ToKn. Or multicultural metrocard. but my slang and colloquialisms don't get me on the hip-train n-e more.

Babs, you're the greatest, and so is your cross-section of fans. You instill pride in Jewish mothers and Grand Theft Auto: 4 players worldwide.

Yet another old video of Tom Cruise being all crazy-like has come to light. Care to watch before it's removed?

Do you know what a Flirtext is? Let me inflict this on you: it's flirting. While texting. And someone got a book published out of it.

This six-month old puppy ate some fridge-magnet letters. Precious! Precocious! But: dangerous.

The New York Times dropped a comprehensive profile on Wesleyan shooter Stephen P. Morgan this morning. And yes: he's exactly who you think he is.

Hello there! I'm Foster, and I'll be your camp counselor for the weekend.

Mia Farrow's 15 day Blueprint Cleanse hunger strike for Darfur ended yesterday when her cornerman/doctor decided the Rosemary's Baby actress couldn't hack it anymore.

Yeah, this sucks: nekkid photos of R&B singer Rihanna surfaced last night. Do you really want to see them?

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