According to prolific Instagram troll 50 Cent, his 2-year-old son Sire recently landed a $700,000 modeling deal, a dollar amount roughly equivalent to 1.4 million his dads.

Today, investigative journalist Edward Jay Epstein disputed a dramatic anecdote from Bill O'Reilly's 2012 book Killing Kennedy, writing a point-by-point refutation of the Fox News host's story titled "O'Reilly's JFK Reporting Was Impossible. I Know Because I Was There."

On Monday, the Supreme Court of Missouri announced that all of Ferguson's current municipal cases will be transferred to a state appeals judge in order to "help restore public trust and confidence," the Associated Press reports.

Sam Simon, the comedy producer who co-created The Simpsons and wrote for Taxi and Cheers, died on Sunday after a two-year battle with cancer. He was 59.

Midnight Rider director Randall Miller pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter Monday, ensuring he'll serve time for an illegal train tracks shoot that left one camera assistant dead.

Ellen Pao's blockbuster lawsuit against venture capital firm Kleiner Perkins Caulfield & Byers has been described as "exposing Silicon Valley secrets" and putting the usually secretive world of tech-industry VCs "under a microscope."

In November, three teenagers allegedly broke into a St. Peters, Missouri, home and robbed it of powerful prescription pain killers, cash, various Microsoft electronics, and a wooden box filled with the cremated remains of the homeowner's father, which the teens reportedly mistook for a wooden box filled with cocaine.

If you ever watched 10 Things I Hate About You and thought, "Damn... Heath Ledger," followed by, "Huh, I wish that guy playing the high school villain would explain to me the healing powers of crystals," well today's your day: former teen heartthrob Andrew Keegan is an honest-to-goodness religious leader.

Every year, millions of people around the country gather around the TV to witness the country's most important ritual: The Super Bowl Commercials.

Shocking canine news out of England today: Jagger, the beloved three-year-old Irish setter who took top prize at this year's Crufts Dog Show in Birmingham, died Friday after being fed a steak laced with poison, possibly at the show.

If you crashed your expensive Lamborghini with no license plates and then abandoned it on a Texas highway this weekend, good news! The cops found it and they just have a couple questions, no big deal!

On Sunday's Last Week Tonight, John Oliver devoted his "How Is This Still a Thing?" segment to the timely topic of Daylight Saving Time, which is ruining your morning as we speak. At least it will help you later, right? Nope, not really! How is this still a thing?

A poor elderly man in Ohio says his house has been mysteriously egged several times a week for the past year and no one—not even the cops—can figure out who is doing it or why.

Administrators at the University of Oklahoma are investigating a video allegedly depicting a group of Sigma Alpha Epsilon fraternity brothers singing an extremely racist song about when they might invite black people to pledge (the answer is never).

New York City mayor Bill de Blasio continued his largely successful quest to lose the hearts and minds of his citizens Saturday when he arrived half-an-hour late to a St. Patrick's Day parade, blaming a dumb education meeting for his unabashed tardiness.

Police have used photographs and videos posted to social media to identify and arrest 22 people connected to the beating and death of a prisoner accused of rape, The New York Times reports. Police say they have identified between 200 and 300 people out of the mob of thousands, and more arrests are expected.

Who's a naughty little stowaway? Is it you? Is it you? Yes it is! You're the naughty little stowaway who was found in a traveler's suitcase this week at New York's LaGuardia Airport.

On Saturday, Vogue's style editor-at-large and literal princess Elisabeth von Thurn und Taxis posted a photograph to Instagram of a homeless person reading a copy of Vogue with the caption, "Paris is full of surprises...and @voguemagazine readers even in unexpected corners!"

A specter is haunting Cottonwood Classical Prep—the specter of "prom-munism." After an online vote this week, the Albuquerque high school's senior class has elected to stage a communism-themed prom this year, appropriately dubbing it "prom-munism."

Not only does Republican Lindsey Graham claim not to have had a private email address—unlike Hillary Clinton—during his tenure in Congress, he also claims to have never sent an email. Ever. At all.