You'll Look Very Cool and Handsome Wearing This $100,000 Gold Sex Watch

Andy Cush · 04/01/15 01:46PM

You're a discerning and fashionable gentleman. You have money, power, and an insatiable appetite for breasts and other sex-type stuff. You know what time it is. You wear a watch—but you need a new one. Which watch is the watch for you? Think fast: The insufficiently manly timepiece on your wrist is ticking.

The Flaws of Meritocracy

Hamilton Nolan · 04/01/15 01:28PM

When questions of civil rights, or inequality, or discrimination arise, we are often reminded that we are supposed to be striving for an ideal: the ideal of meritocracy, where everyone rises and falls on their own merits. Take a moment to consider the problems with our ideal.

Teacher Takes an Axe to the Nuts in Physics Demonstration Gone Wrong

Jay Hathaway · 04/01/15 01:05PM

This painful video is going around today as a story about a teacher who lost his job after accidentally bashing a student in the nuts with the flat side of an axe during a classroom demonstration. But according to someone who was there, it was actually the teacher with his sack on—or rather, just a little too close to—the chopping block.

Walmart's Higher Wages Still Not High Enough

Hamilton Nolan · 04/01/15 09:57AM

With 1.3 million American employees, Walmart has the ability to influence retail wages in a way that no other company does. A new report says Walmart is still stealing from the public treasury.

Indiana's Anti-Gay "Religious Freedom" Isn't More of the Same—It's Worse

Jay Hathaway · 04/01/15 08:55AM

Indiana just passed its own version of a federal law called the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, due to take effect July 1, making it one of nearly 20 states (and the U.S. Congress) to have enacted such a bill. But while other RFRA bills range from the righteous to the innocuous, Indiana's is pernicious and scary—and anyone who tells you it's exactly the same is lying to you.

Hamilton Nolan · 04/01/15 08:30AM

"How many times you should be having sex each week." As A) an unanswerable question B) about sex C) that people will argue about, this constitutes a story that will never stop being written despite its nonsensical premise, because all of you are too insecure to resist checking. So—how many times???

Getty Oil Heir Found Dead in Lurid Scene at Los Angeles Home

Gabrielle Bluestone · 03/31/15 08:29PM

Law enforcement officers are investigating after Andrew Rork Getty, an heir to the Getty Oil fortune, was reported dead Tuesday by a former girlfriend against whom he had recently obtained a restraining order.