Teen Playing With Cat Dies After Accidentally Shooting Himself in Head
Taylor Berman · 04/01/15 02:00PMYou'll Look Very Cool and Handsome Wearing This $100,000 Gold Sex Watch
Andy Cush · 04/01/15 01:46PM
You're a discerning and fashionable gentleman. You have money, power, and an insatiable appetite for breasts and other sex-type stuff. You know what time it is. You wear a watch—but you need a new one. Which watch is the watch for you? Think fast: The insufficiently manly timepiece on your wrist is ticking.
The Flaws of Meritocracy
Hamilton Nolan · 04/01/15 01:28PMTeacher Takes an Axe to the Nuts in Physics Demonstration Gone Wrong
Jay Hathaway · 04/01/15 01:05PMThis painful video is going around today as a story about a teacher who lost his job after accidentally bashing a student in the nuts with the flat side of an axe during a classroom demonstration. But according to someone who was there, it was actually the teacher with his sack on—or rather, just a little too close to—the chopping block.
Arkansas Governor Refuses to Sign Anti-Gay Religious Bill
Taylor Berman · 04/01/15 11:37AM
At a press conference today, Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson announced that he will not sign the anti-gay religious liberty bill passed by state legislature on Tuesday. Instead, Hutchinson—whose own son signed a petition against the act—asked lawmakers to recall the bill and alter it to make it more similar to a federal one passed in 1993.
Driver Killed in Shootout at NSA Had History of Prostitution, Robbery
Taylor Berman · 04/01/15 10:26AMWalmart's Higher Wages Still Not High Enough
Hamilton Nolan · 04/01/15 09:57AMRest in Peace, World's Oldest Person
Dayna Evans · 04/01/15 09:15AMIndiana Pizzeria Takes Brave Stand of Denying Gays Pizza for Weddings
Rich Juzwiak · 04/01/15 09:12AMCrystal O'Connor of Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana, has her finger on the pulse of what gays want at their weddings: pizza. But thanks to her home state's new Religious Freedom Restoration Act, she can deny those carb-loving queers the sauce and cheese that they're just probably going stuff up their butts, anyway.
Indiana's Anti-Gay "Religious Freedom" Isn't More of the Same—It's Worse
Jay Hathaway · 04/01/15 08:55AM
Indiana just passed its own version of a federal law called the Religious Freedom Restoration Act, due to take effect July 1, making it one of nearly 20 states (and the U.S. Congress) to have enacted such a bill. But while other RFRA bills range from the righteous to the innocuous, Indiana's is pernicious and scary—and anyone who tells you it's exactly the same is lying to you.
Hamilton Nolan · 04/01/15 08:30AM
Teen Knocks Out 60-Year-Old Man in Single Blow at Philly Train Station
Aleksander Chan · 04/01/15 08:11AMPhiladelphia police are searching for a teenager caught on surveillance camera knocking a 60-year-old man out cold on the platform of a SEPTA train station Monday.












