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Christmas is coming, so it won't be long before you're walking barefoot through spilled soda and children's vomit at a security checkpoint in some godforsaken airport. Fortunately, the TSA has leaked a sensitive document explaining how to avoid all that.

One of the Chicago men charged in October with plotting to murder the guy who drew the controversial Danish Muhammad cartoon is now also charged with planning the 2008 Mumbai terrorist attacks. Murderous cartoon-hatred is a surefire craziness indicator.[NYT]

When we were toddlers, we would listen to Raffi, but this grindcore baby marches to the blastbeat of a different drummer.

Former New York State Senate Majority Leader Joe Bruno was convicted on two of the eight felony corruption charges he was facing. So this is precedent to press charges against everyone in Albany.

[Christopher Walken commands the first wave of a zombie invasion of Jemaa El Fna square in Marrakech, Morocco, today during a screening of the movie Hairspray. Image via Getty]

It seems Luke Skywalker has more troubles on his plate than infiltrating the death star and saving the universe from the evil of the dark side. He also has to battle with the forces of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Thumping beats and spiritual exultation: two great tastes that go great together. In this mash-up, excitedly dancing worshipers make a joyful noise unto the lord of the rave.

Lawful online spying is so common, Yahoo has a detailed price list to reimburse for staff time helping authorities: $10 for basic account information, $35 for the whole email inbox, etc. China's authoritarians presumably get a discount.

Brooklyn fish market (and big NYC sushi supplier) a hotbed of racist, male-on-male harassment, allegedly.

Ed Koch turns 85 next week (the current mayor is throwing him a birthday party on Wednesday), and he spent six weeks in the hospital over the summer after undergoing open heart surgery. But that hasn't slowed him down much, it seems. The former mayor since returned to his day job, getting up at 6:30am so he can make it to his law office by 8:30; and he's also resumed his career as a restaurant and movie critic. Koch has also returned to responding to every single email message he receives, according to the Daily News. If you'd like to test the former mayor on that—or simply send him birthday wishes— you can do so here. [NYDN]

WaPo writer Anne Applebaum has emerged from her cocoon of Polish Secret Service agents to assure everyone that her car explosion yesterday was simple mechanical trouble, not an assassination attempt. (Are you writing under duress, Anne? Blink twice.) The details!

Congratulations to Anrkist for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

Today at Gawker.TV, Diane Sawyer's last week on GMA, the worst fake accents in movie history, the real inspiration for an SNL sketch, streaking galore at a Phish show, and strong language in New Orleans mayoral campaign ads.

Today's Tyra was all about sex addicts and how they cope. Everyone is understanding and compassionate until this addict starts talking about masturbating in public. Then Tyra and her audience bring out the "you disgraceful pervert" face.

Just like Perez Hilton, we heard that one of Tiger's mistresses was trying to sell naked pictures of him to Playgirl. Don't start salivating just yet (gay) boys and girls.

We were not invited to the star-studded New York screening of A Single Man or the afterparty at Monkey Bar last night. Somehow fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern wrangled her way in. Here is her report.

This morning on Good Morning America, Diane Sawyer took some time to let her viewers know that this week will be her last. Watch Robin Roberts and company get emotional about her 10 years with the show.

The Way We Live Now: Getting our gumption back. Money? There's plenty of ways to make money. Money! Shoot. We're already back to building outlandish yachts. Pay me a respectable banker wage or I'm outta here!