NY Mag: What's wrong with gentrification? Answer: Hit Union Pool tonight, find out. Etc.

Not that it was hard to see this coming, but The Business That Is Tiger Woods is starting to lose a grip on its multinational corporate backers. In fact, one two of them have gone down! Can you guess who?

Vice: "How To Ruin Music." Missing: "Let Justice remix your song." They're French, too.

A precocious high school student: upset, and writing into the Times! On college tours of schools like Harvard and Dartmouth, she heard comparisons to Harry Potter's magical school, Hogwarts. And she didn't like it. And people don't like her. Muggles!

People's factsheet on hipster-indie-rap-rock band Management (pronounced: "MGMT"). They're gonna be huge.

Here's a pretty risque sketch by the internet phenoms known as Derrick Comedy, and by risque I mean funny. Everyone loves a good spelling bee so liking this sketch is clearly a given.

The Jersey Shore crew's in Hollywood this week. The nu-celebrity's true trial—what kind of paparazzi coverage is devoted to them, and how they react to it—is here. Behold, The Harvey Levin Litmus Test: passed with flying colors.

Lil' Wayne's Real Estate Agent deserves sainthood. TV parents are popping out "A Milli" kids a minute. Kourtney Kardashain is America's Best Mom-To-Be. Katy Parry brings one home to Dad. Let the beat build! Here's your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:

Sam and Max started out as a comic, turned into a computer gaming franchise, and eventually made it a season as part of the Fox Kids Saturday morning lineup.

Sure, we all love Snoopy on holidays, but what happens to Charlie Brown when the pumpkins rot and the tree comes down? The Peanuts gang keeps going, that's what they do, so why not keep enjoying their animated adolescent coping?

On tonight's episode of The Soup, we got a preview of the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and learned about Khloe's true feelings for Scott Disick, the father of sister Kourtney's unborn child. Also, again: Wendy Williams!

On The Tonight Show this evening, Conan O'Brien invited William Shatner to come out and do a dramatic reading of some excerpts from Sarah Palin's Going Rogue. Then, Palin surprised everyone by showing up and turning the tables on Shatner.

Chris Rock is the perfect mix of on point social commentary and goofy, potty humor. Whenever he goes on his soapbox rants you just want to stand up and yell with him.

After a slow build-up, Oscar season is coming in like a lion. Mandela! Tom Ford directing! An Alice Sebold novel! This weekend's got prestige written all over it.

A senator accepted a bundle of cash; Susan Orlean imbibed something 'hard core;' and Ana Marie Cox touched someone again. The Twitterati had a lot of explaining to do.

Tiger Woods isn't taking our advice: "I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people... After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf." [TigerWoods.com]

[Jim Behrle's cartoon kitties get into the Kristmas spirit the only way they know how: penguin entrails]

[Matt Susser carries a Christmas tree into Mary O's bar on Avenue A in the East Village today. Image via Getty]

Even all of your favorite bloggers have taken sweet, sweet Sulzberger severance deals and will no longer be working after 6pm today. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was skulking around looking for something to do. She had quite the week!

This week at Gawker.TV, we determined the worst fake accents in movie history, pondered what's actually going on over at Larry King Live, watched Barabara Walters turn and turn during her "Most Fascinating" special, and more!