Either Accenture didn't get all the Tiger Woods ads down in time for the holidays, or they're starting a clever new campaign. The intrepid Foster Kamer spotted this seven-foot-tall backlit message next to the security line at LaGuardia Airport today.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Christmas is a time for trees. Stockings. The crackling of logs on a fire. Except that the last one causes emissions and ruins the planet! You bastards! In towns around the country, the government is battling this menace. With spies.

While you may be hoping that something happens today to break any familial tension and give you something to talk about with aging relatives, the President is essentially crossing his fingers for an incredibly uneventful holiday in Hawaii.

Police searched a car in Missouri — and found 20lbs of Marijuana wrapped as gifts.

In this clip, Patton discusses his hatred for all Christmas songs by breaking down the ridiculous and cheesy
Christmas Shoes by NewSong (actual band name.) Watch how he uses the ridiculousness of the song to prove God's fallacy.

Not everyone is lucky enough to be in front of a fireplace tonight. For those who aren't, here's the best online substitute we've found. It's quiet, high definition, and you can actually hear the soothing crackling of the fire.

December: when people who aren't Christopher Hitchens consider God, and the Miracles of the Universe He/She/It/RuPaul bestow upon us. But there's one question every year that humanity has yet to find a sufficient answer for.

Swedes are sort of like Earth's benevolent alien overlords, right? They just are so different than us, gazing down from their icy zone! For one thing, they have a strange tradition of watching Donald Duck cartoons each Christmas Eve.

The Vatican's Christmas Eve mass had an NFL quality tonight. A mentally unstable woman knocked over Pope Benedict XVI as he walked down the aisle at St. Peter's Basilica. The Pope is OK. Thank God. (Seriously, do it.) [AP]Update:

More incredible than the miracle of Christmas is the miracle of adorable animals dressed up in costumes doing tricks. If only all the manger critters had frilled sombreros and hula hoops like the international superstar B.B. Bunny and her entourage.

From 1966-1989, New York's WPIX broadcast footage of a Yule log burning in a fireplace each Christmas day. Today, a bunch of channels do the same. Now, Gawker is taking the Yule log into the Internet Age. Behold!

Congratulations to lauralauramc for being the first person to answer today's Freeze Frame. Click through for the answer.

In the 80's there was a holiday special that used to air called "A Claymation Christmas." While the rest of the show was pretty damn good, no other act was more memorable than the California Raisins.

Have some free time on your hands? Sure you do! Listen to David Sedaris read his short story, "Six to Eight Black Men," in it's entirety. The story is about about how Christmas is celebrated far away in the Netherlands.

It's annoying to interview a source for an hour just to get one stupid quote. So, Bloomberg reporter Dan Golden thought he'd go ahead and write a quote for his source. One critical of a Bloomberg competitor, no less.

Lexus commercials be damned— women love getting cars for Christmas, no matter what brand they are! Here are sixteen different women receiving sixteen different cars and expressing a myriad of emotion (surprise, confusion, happiness) in sixteen different ways.

Instead of throwing their old cell phones away, ad agency LBI "up-cycled" them and turned them into a living, breathing, interactive sculpture (and AMAZING website) called "mobile-mobile." It just so happens to also play awesome Christmas tunes.

We're off tomorrow for the holiday. In the meantime, if you have some info you'd like to share, feel free to email. Happy Holidays!

[December 24. Photo: Flickr/jglsongs]