Jimmy Kimmel's show seems to be a great venue for actors that are struggling with their image. The most recent celebrity to jump aboard the "revitalize my career and make me hip with the kids" train is Mel Gibson.

Former US Weekly editor Janice Min got a book deal to write From Mousewife to Momshell: The Rules and Celebrity Secrets for Being a Thinner, Younger, and Sexier Mom. What a great idea! We'd like to propose some entries.

Not everyone at Gawker.TV thinks this movie is going to suck. However, if this behind-the-scenes look at MacGruber is any indicator of how the directorial debut of The Lonely Island's Jorma Taccone will actually be, we're just a little worried.

There is nothing worse than arriving at someone's home — especially for a fancy, high-society party — and being asked if you mind taking off your shoes. Yes, I mind. It is disgusting and it needs to stop.

Okay, so Eliot Spitzer didn't actually call Ashley Dupre a "liar." But in an interview with BigThink, he was asked whether the ol' socks story—as you probably recall, Dupre claimed the ex-governor insisted on wearing calf-length, black socks during sex—was true or not. His answer, which comes at the 28-minute mark and is accompanied by the most embarrassed look you will ever see flash across Spitzer's face, is "No." [BigThink via Politico]

To give you an idea how unimaginative American Apparel's latest dubious entreaty for amateur assvertising is, I already had a photo called "AAbutt" saved on my laptop. Anyhow. You could win a grab bag, so enter! Click to enlarge.

Today on Live!, guest host Jeff Probst recounted his closest brush with FCC fire: while chatting on-air with Ryan Seacrest one day, Probst handed the phone to Alec Baldwin—but forgot to tell him that the call wasn't private.

It happens all the time. You walk into a bodega with $3 in your pocket and you're forced to make a difficult decision. Do you spend the money buying that cup of coffee you wanted? Or do you use it to buy a package of beef jerky you have a craving for? Fortunately, your troubles are officially behind you thanks to "Tribeca inventor" Matt Keiser:

Is there a growing Gaynadian horde threatening all our good gay American jobs in New York City? Next magazine, a gay American publication, is looking into it. Do you know any usurping Gay Canadians in NYC? Start naming names.

Last night's Colbert Report was filled with topical jabs at new legislation allowing corporations to freely sponsor political figures, parties, and campaigns. Colbert jokingly pleaded for his own corporate gifts addressing the day's other major story: the iPad release.

During her "Month in Review" on The View today, Joy Behar showed some choice video clips of Barbara Walters claiming to be a lesbian and kissing Julianne Moore on the mouth. Bonus: a cameo by Elisabeth Hasselbeck's husband.

What's going on at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland? The answer below!

On Steven Seagal: Lawman, Steven chases after a perp, loses him, thinks he finds him, barges into the wrong house, and recklessly uses his gun only to lose him again. Be glad you don't live in Jefferson Parish, Louisiana.

The Who are playing the Super Bowl in Miami next week. So 1,500 homes in Brevard Country received this warning about Pete Townshend. Kids: If he offers to let you "check out his Bridgestone Tires," tell an adult. [Page2Live]

"When Obama talked about 'what we did for eight years' that lead to record deficits, Democrats cheered loudly and one person from that side of the chamber could be heard saying, 'Oh, snap!'" [TPM]

Here's a teaser trailer for Oliver Stone's new, either-really-timely-or-really-dated Wall Street sequel, Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps. Which is true! But it does burn in credit fires. Anyway, look! Gordon Gecko is old! Shia LaBeouf is young. Money is... asleep.

Stephanie Tanner always knew one way to trump her adorable and perky sisters: actress Jodie Sweetin's radical 90s dance moves. Her scrunchies spinning, Full House's resident sourpuss was queen of the floor before hopping aboard the disenchanted child star express.

On the 15th anniversary of her death, Tejano queen Selena is finally telling her story—by co-writing a new book with her former publicist, who channels Selena with the help of a psychic. This will save publishing. [Guanabee]

For far too long, women have lived under the tyranny of men, especially in their romantic relationships. This treaty devoids them of any attachment to any male, be it emotional, physical, or sexual. We hereby declare:

The stars of Australian television show The Chaser decided it would be fun to film themselves walking into stores with stockings over their heads. But when store employees suspected robbery, not even those adorable Australian accents could convince them otherwise.