The L.A. coroner says Brittany Murphy died from"drug intake"—"multiple drug intoxication."

Today on Good Morning America, Jamie Foxx just couldn't stop giving publicity to his famous friends. He somehow managed to drop over thirty famous names in one short interview. At that point is it less name-droppings, and more like name-diarrhea?

Kathie Lee and Hoda were left momentarily speechless during a camera switching delay during the fourth hour of Today. The co-hosts lingered in frame making faces before a viewer video question finally cut into their brief breakdown.

In their March issue, Vanity Fair has a fascinating article about producer Jon Peters, an illiterate hairdresser turned major Hollywood player (and ex Mr. Streisand), written by the woulda-been ghost writer of his memoirs, William Stadiem. Crazy Tinsel tales abound.

Page Six spotted would-be Senator Harold Ford dining with Governor David Paterson at Butter last Tuesday. Which means it's time up update the ol' campaign trail map! Study it, Harold, because your New York geography needs work.

Nick Snider was charged with "offering sexual favors to Arkansas cops" after being arrested on a drunk-and-disorderly call, allegedly saying, "I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go." Deliverance was in Georgia, Nick. PS, nice shirt. [TheSmokingGun.com]

While the fact that the victim is singing a hilarious song like "Drops of Jupiter" and towels himself right before he exits the shower, the fall is undeniable.

Martha Stewart has to get freaky in the bedroom. She had twins on today's show for no discernable reason other than doubling the craft output on the show. Everything was going swimmingly until she brought up the subject of wife-swapping.

In a major victory for the Suffolk Police Department, officer Robert Howard caught a woman driving illegally in the HOV lane with a sultry female dummy riding shotgun. Was Wendy Williams on Long Island yesterday?

A new study shows that rare patients in a "vegetative state" may still be conscious and thinking, although trapped in a totally immobile, unresponsive body. So, anyone could be living out the plot of Johnny Got His Gun. Thanks, god.

Remember the banker that got busted for looking at racy photos on his computer because one of his colleagues was being interviewed on TV at the time? The woman he was looking at pictures of—Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr—has now stepped in and offered to sign a petition to help him try and save his job. [Herald Sun/NYP, previously]

Well gang, we did it. We got through a month of auditions episodes. Many of us died, even more of us are injured or dying, but we've struggled across the finish line and next week will taste glorious Hollywood.

If life is at its roughest and the whole world seems dark, a good, long cry could be in order. Exploit that common weakness and listen to strangers sobbing on this completely normal, totally not creepy, anonymous all crying hotline.

Everyone remembers the first time they scared someone by jumping out at them. Well this video should remind you how fun it was to scare the bejesus out of someone that wasn't expecting you.

A new USDA survey finds that less than 1% of US farms are organic—meaning that the carnivore locavore yuppie fantasy that it's okay to eat meat as long as it comes from one of the few "good" farms is an unsustainable argument, in the Kantian sense. There will never be enough "good" farms to fulfill the demand for meat, so only forsaking meat altogether is a viable, ethical, environmental stance, in accord with the categorical imperative (universalization formulation). Which, not for nothing, is exactly what Jonathan Safran Foer says in his new book, so, we know he's a precious twee Brooklyn writer and all, but give up some props, along with that ham sandwich. Everyone knows you got to stay off that pork.

Band-aid heiress Casey Johnson died of diabetic-related complications, the LA County coroner's office announced this afternoon. As for Brittany Murphy, who died a couple of weeks before Johnson, the cause of death was pneumonia "complicated by an iron deficiency, anemia and multiple drug intoxication." The drugs found in her body weren't of the illegal variety, though. It was a "a mixture of prescription and over-the-counter medications." [AP, Reuters]

One of the biggest problems in Jefferson Parish is drinking and driving. So one would think the main responsibility of the police department would be to stop those DUIs. Not if there are rats in the canal that need shootin'!

Animal New York says this photo of Lady Gaga from the Grammys definitely proves she does not have man parts. As Gawker's resident vagina expert, I know this is a real vagina. The problem is, it's not the real Gaga.

Should old people be allowed to serve in the senate? Not openly if at all, says John Oliver of the Daily Show.

Originally titled How To Trick Women with Technology this video lays out a detailed way to shadily get a woman's phone number and a way to flagrantly misuse a labrador puppy.