Perhaps she can blame it on the blonde hair dye seeping into her brain and confusing her depth perception. Whatever the case, awesome fail.

As a society, we've come so far: Men can use stripping as a path to stardom, and women can assuage their mid-life crises by dating pretty young things. Sadly, though, one cornerstone of the patriarchy remains: If a wife earns more than her husband, he'll probably find that, well, a major boner-killer. It's a problem that's plaguing more and more relationships, since 75 percent of the people who lost their jobs during the recession were men. And if you're married to one of those men, then the rent-a-quote psychologists on the Daily News' speed-dial feel sorry for you:

Meaning, awesome. This Valentine's Day, grab your girlfriend or your girlfriend pillow and tune in to HBO for the premiere of How To Make It In America, a show about two 20-somethings hustling to make it in downtown NYC. Check out the trailer!

Stupid Valentine's Day. Every year you end up alone, crying salty tears into your can of Chef Lonelyheart's soup for one. Don't fret! Because you can find solace in these movies where love just leads to misery/death/having Satan's baby.

Can we blame Arianna Huffington for the tragic dissolution of Dennis Hopper's marriage? Page Six insinuates that Hopper's wife Victoria Duffy is sleeping with James Boyce, a Democratic strategist and, yes, Huffington Post blogger.

Yes, a Florida 6-year-old went so bananas at school two days in a row that the police had to have her thrown in the looney bin. She kicked, screamed, threw things, and punched her pregnant principal in the belly!

This montage is sure to fill even the iciest of hearts with warm fuzzies! Moviefone made this mashup of some of the most beloved characters from movies of all time.

Housewives! Everywhere you look there are Housewives. Under the bed, skittering around in the walls, creeping and creaking under the stairs. And worst of all, they're migrating, they're expanding. Last night the Orange County wraiths headed North.

Did you enjoy our skiing compilation? Today's fail will continue to instill in you a profound fear of winter sports by reliving Scott Macartney's 2008 Austrian wipeout.

People often send us messages that they intended to send to a person profiled on Cityfile. They see the "Tips" box next to a particular profile and assume that's the perfect way to get in touch with some celebrity, politician, fashion designer, real estate mogul, or CEO, and off they go! As you can probably imagine, some of the messages are pretty amusing. A few selections below (with names blacked out to protect the innocent):

When Britta leaves Jeff a drunken booty-call voicemail, the balance of their friendship shifted to awkward. Abed tries to help Jeff out of this mess, but instead they get very drunk and dance around like a 80s-style maniacs.

A New York designer is suing Anderson Cooper and the architect rehabbing Cooper's new Greenwich Village firehouse, claiming she was injured on the job when she fell through a hole in the floor. Where a firepole was.

The inevitable nude Snooki pics have finally made their way online and they are shockingly safe for work. The masterminds behind NakedSnooki.com promise more.

If you are in a prank war with your friends, perhaps its not a good idea to clue them in on your worst fear.

With the Vancouver Olympics descending upon the world in mere hours, everyone's abuzz about one thing: Is Johnny Weir a fruit?? What's the Flame Cauldron look like?? Well, helpful and frequently hilarious commenter lobstr has provided some photos!

Archer, the show you should be watching right now, has a plan and sticks to it. A combination of quick wit, literary and pop-culture references, and a whole lot of bouncing tits and ass has kept us enthralled.

That's right, Lifetime did the unthinkable and showed 10 of the 11 remaining designers collections in Bryant Park today. So, who is going to actually be a real finalist and who is going to win? Let's figure it out.

Colbert compared the Republican party to his cock-blocking college roommate Eric. Dude, there's a coat hanger on the doorknob! With the bi-partisan White House summit on health care around the corner, how will the Republicans continue their methodology of inaction?

"Malawi's government has told a group of villagers they will have to move to make way for a $15 million girls' school being built by pop star Madonna. Residents have refused to leave the site just outside Lilongwe, the capital." [AP]

Despite the fact that this is essentially an ad for a Viacom product that also promotes a GE-sponsored celebration of nationalism, this Shepard Fairey poster for Stephen Colbert's Olympics trip is pretty cool. So go paper Vancouver with it, kids!