The activists who borrowed Tea Partying from Ron Paul supporters discovered a little document called "The Constitution." And they like what they found. That's why old Republican party hacks will get together to sign a paper at George Washington's house.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, except when it sucks. Take this habit the US seems to have of straight-up jacking television material from other countries…without even changing plot lines or character names.

Check out this stylish PETA lady totally messing up the dog show last night. (At least they didn't dress up like the KKK this year. Progress?) Security took her away and then Sadie was still the best dog. UPDATE: Conspiracy!

This cat gets pretty frustrated while playing "I Spy" with its owner. If it can just figure out the answer, it will get that treat.

We know many celebs have secrets hidden under their proper exteriors, but who knew they'd be so frilly! This New York actress is only hiding a diva's temperament. Maybe her and the actor should switch.

Zachery Kouwe—the New York Times business reporter caught plagiarizing portions of stories from other news outlets and press releases—resigned yesterday. Nobody was more surprised that Zachery Kouwe plagiarized (at least) a half-dozen times than Zachery Kouwe himself.

Whatever scientific basis this experiment had, we can't help but want to jump out of our seats for the boy who makes it til the end. Deep down I think most of us know we'd have been that ginger girl.

As this crazypot show winds down, we are getting some semblance of answers. (We know who the Smoke Monster is!) But we're also getting a few (OK, many) new questions. Like, who was that kid that scared Devil Locke so?

Some people are bad dancers. Some people are epically bad dancers. And some people are so bad they're safety hazards.

The slow death of Genuine New York continues apace: Ubiquitous NYC drug store Duane Reade, with over 1 million locations in your neighborhood alone, is being bought by boring corporate drug store Walgreen. Man. Remember when purchasing gum was real?

{Lady Gaga leaves the Brit Awards in London last night; image via INF]

This high schooler scored a date to the prom with a Maxim model the old-fashioned way: by asking her out over YouTube.

Athletes know the importance of getting loose before they go out to perform. Well someone should tell China's ice dancing team that they should warm up their muscles—not their loins.

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

A coroner says that fashion designer Alexander McQueen, who died last week at the age of 40, committed suicide by hanging himself in his wardrobe. He also reportedly left a suicide note, the contents of which haven't been revealed.

The New York Times story on David Paterson does not contain any scandal — it's hard to see how the rumors even started. Meanwhile there are nine new ways in which politics in DC is broken, and reports from Pakistan.

It needed but this. Prince Frederic von Anhalt, who the AP describe as the "lover (never confirmed) of Anna Nicole Smith," and a "self-proclaimed member of European royalty," will try and fill Arnold Schwarzenegger's chair in the upcoming election.

The mysterious hit squad that executed, and possibly tortured, a Hamas leader in Dubai was bigger than first thought, and stole the identities of Britons living in Israel. Who are now confused as to why Interpol are searching for them.

Don't worry, she followed it up with "shhh." A Real Housewife gets bounced from Fashion Week. Kelly Osbourne and Peaches Geldof's elaborate dance of avoidance implodes. John Mayer's so far gone, even Oprah won't touch him. Wednesday gossip cometh.

No, seriously. That, according to the Wall Street Journal, is why Brooklyn is rife with unwieldy monikers. Although, considering the most common band names are lame as all hell, this is probably not a bad thing.