The damage from a Cessna crash in East Palo Alto California today, which claimed the lives of the three Tesla Motors staff on board, appears contained, amazingly enough. No one on the ground died. Yet locals didn't escape the tragedy.

Hot on the paws of the cute meltdown that was last week's Puppy Bowl and coinciding with the Vancouver Olympics, the 134th annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show was a canine alternative in the same spirit of elite competition.

After two days of doggie deliberations, Cede (that's short for Mercedes) the Scottish Terrier took home the Best in Show prize—a trophy cup big enough for her to sit in—but it was CNBC commentators' barely informed, innocuous breed banter that won the viewers. Gabbing at the world's greatest dog show, the anchors showed their deep understanding of the beasts.

In addition to being a college professor, alleged University of Alabama Huntsville shooter Amy Bishop was also an amateur novelist. We may have found one of her books and it's a tale of aliens and ammunition.

Well, looks like no one correctly guessed today's Freeze Frame. Click through to find out what movie this cross is from.

Today at Gawker.TV, Tracy Morgan takes over Tavis Smiley, Olympic Curling's orgasm noises, more girls that are 16 and Pregnant, Jason Davis has a date with The Millionaire Matchmaker and his monkey, and we explain the theory behind Lost's flash-sideways.

In news that isn't news, TMZ found un-aired footage of Ronnie Magro spewing some not-so-friendly homophobic epithets, taunting the guy he's about to throw down with before his first (but not last) fight. I guess they worked, because fisticuffs ensued.

We have long been on the hunt for a glimpse of pop culture's Loch Ness monster: Lady Gaga's penis. Last night, she tried to display her vagina again to throw us off the scent. Good try, Gaga. Almost!

Benson and Stabler and Griffin, hell yes! Kathy Griffin appeared on The Wendy Williams Show to plug her upcoming appearance on Law and Order: SVU. She spills that the episode will have her making out with Mariska Hargitay!

Hey look at this silly news. Some of the Real Housewives are going on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. That ought to be ridiculous. Especially when New York's crazy-eyed Ramona Singer makes her appearance.

Most exciting news of the day: The legendary Williamsburg Hair Man, nominee for Hipster of the Decade, is set to star in a short film! Photographic teaser and details below!

Palladium boots are gorgeous, rugged, and built for uneven terrain. Hell, they were even worn by the French Foreign Legion. So Palladium sent fans out to do some exploring, while looking extra hot, of course. Trailer for the Berlin excursion after the jump!

In a moment of cramped, filthy discomfort, Mike Rowe and his "boss" attempt to dislodge some large hunk of machinery, and let loose with their foul-mouths. Here's a peak into what Dirty Jobs might sound like were it on HBO.

Did you know that when investigative journalist/huge racist/attempted phone-tamperer James O'Keefe illegally videotaped himself fucking with ACORN employees, he was not actually dressed as a cartoon pimp, but actually "in slacks and a button-down shirt"? You probably didn't know that, because not a single media outlet that reported on the tapes ever saw the unedited versions, and O'Keefe's employer Andrew Breitbart lied about them, repeatedly!

Who exactly does Mayor-for-life Mike Bloomberg want to be our next Senator? First we're told that his influential friends convinced a bank-loving conservative Democrat from Tennessee named Harold Ford to run. Now, suddenly, he wants million-year-old hack publisher Mort Zuckerman?

She would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that pesky TRAP DOOR!

In your completely literal Wednesday media column: unsurprising insight into consumer preferences, ABC executives support ABC employee, Charlie Gasparino gets a new job, and Reader's Digest and Playboy have problems.

Last night on The Millionaire Matchmaker Patti took on a celebrity: Jason Davis. How do you know him? He's the brother of Brandon Davis, heir to millions, and subject of the paparazzi's nickname "Gummy Bear." So, how did it go?

The New York Times' David Paterson story centered on his drug-dealing, allegedly abusive staffer David Johnson. But Paterson also employs Clemmie Harris, an adviser who collects $30,000 a year on disability and doesn't appear to live in New York.

Anderson Cooper won't talk about his personal life (read: gayness) because he worries it will damage his objectivity. All-gay-all-day blog Queerty hits one out of the park showing why the Gay-Reporters-Can't-Cover-Gay-Stories argument is bullshit. Get that closet door ready, A.C.

You know that guy who shows up to a party and dominates the conversation, talking about wild theories on how to truly live, while everyone laughs awkwardly? That's Tracy Morgan—And last night, Tavis Smiley's show was the party.