Last night's 1000 Ways To Die managed to assume that all Asian teenagers do nothing but play video games, showoff Highlander-style sound effects, and took the name of the style of potato I would serve at my Japanese-American fusion restaurant.

This is the suicide note Joseph Andrew Stack left on his web site before allegedly setting his home on fire and flying his plane into a building in Austin, Texas. The hosting service has removed it, citing a "request from the FBI."

Advertisers go to great lengths—or in this case, heights—to produce high-quality commercials that move consumers. Toshiba UK tied a chair to a balloon with an HD camera and sent it into space, becoming the highest HD commercial ever.

We know some kids are very dedicated to punctuality, but this mad race to class is taking a little too far. No matter how strict the teacher is.

It's every teenage girl's nightmare to fall down in their prom dress. Add stairs, friends watching, and somebody filming it all go down with a video camera—and you've got the reason for this week's Web Redemption.

In your thawing Thursday media column: the PR industry blows a chance to look good, a Nick Kristof documentary, a wedding fight, and NBC declares war on the Lo Lifes.

We know that Apple's CEO is no fan of Flash, the Web animation software. But it sounds like Steve Jobs really unleashed on the Adobe system to try and convince the Wall Street Journal to ditch it for the iPad.

As part of this week's crash course in technology on his morning show, Regis attempted to videochat with Jimmy Kimmel, with dismal results, as expected. You just can't teach an old man new tech.

The fashionistas at The Cut got their hands on one of the deleted scenes from the upcoming The September Issue DVD. Watch Anna and couture bodyguard André Leon Talley intimidate a petrified designer, suggest he have a drink.

Oh, dead bodies. Whatever do we do with you? Taboo explores disposal, suicide, and life after death, but most fascinatingly takes us inside them—to the lab of Gunther von Hagens, who first brought the world innards on display.

Everyone's had that terrifying moment in gym class doing pull-ups in front of an entire class. Fortunately, these folks recorded themselves trying to do pull-ups—and failing miserably. We've compiled the best attempts in this handy-dandy compilation.

And then Shaun White double-cork 1080'd on Randy's face. See, the Wintry Hotlympics beat American Idol in the 9pm ratings last night. Idol hasn't lost its slot in six years. All it took were some "America, fuck yeah!" victorious Olympians.

There are a lot of married British ladies over 35 out there who never have sex—and it's their husbands' fault. But it's not just married British ladies with this problem. Women everywhere have a fucking problem.

A made-up report has revealed that the USA is the world's most laziest country of all. But while you're celebrating that with some funnel cake sticks, your more svelte fellow Amerkins have some ideas on whipping you into shape.

As details begin to unfold about the plane crash in Austin, CNN's Marylynn Ryan tries to explain the course of events to Anchorman Tony Harris. Accomplished newsman that he is, Harris only needs three detailed explanations to grasp the situation.

This kid has enlisted the help of his friends to perform eight different stunts in 52 seconds, including karate-chops, skateboarding, breakdancing, and car-jumping—pretty impressive!

Stargate Studios put their virtual backlot reel on YouTube for the world to see, and it's spectacular. Watch the incredible shot shot-by-shot comparisons of what's real and what's been superimposed onto a green-screen without any of us knowing.

When Abby Elliott appeared on Dave's couch last night, Chris Elliott—long-time friend, recurring guest, and father to Abby—clearly had to make an appearance. He played the role of "Stage Dad" and watched from backstage with Ewan McGregor.

George Stephanopoulos interviewed Ghost Writer's Ewan McGregor on Good Morning America today. After playing a clip from the movie, McGregor joked that political memoirs, on a scale of boring from 1-10, would be a 10. Stephanopoulos—sadly—disagrees.

One day last August, the Human Rights Campaign sent a young gay bisexual lobbyist, Mike Imabottom, to talk to his gay Congressman, Jared Polis (D-CO). Their conversation went something like this, Mary.