Snoop Dogg has been banned from entering the UK for three years, because he used "insulting words" whilst being pushed around by police in Heathrow airport. One positive side effect: The WSJ now gets to translate the mysterious Snoop language.

Last night we saw at least two sets of sibling Olympians, leading us to wonder (as we've been wondering things all Olympics long): Musn't families of multiple Olympic competitors be, like, really really intense?

Because all the slots for MTV's Teen Mom were taken, Levi Johnston's babymama Bristol Palin will act for the first time on ABC Family's pubescents and placentas drama The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Not type casting at all.

Most cats don't like water—and now we know why. Having wet hair sucks, but when you don't have any hair at all... water is awesome.

Cell phones: they had such promise. Such wondrous potential. How have we, wretched humanity, squandered that potential? By turning cell phones into predatory ad-delivery systems. Corporations are literally stalking you, by cell phone. And you asked for it!

From heroin addicted chef, to globetrotting professional eater, to...this? Anthony Bourdain will make an appearance as a doctor on the Nickelodeon kid's show set to debut March 10th. Bourdain fans should not be pleased. Yo Gabba Gabba fans, either.

These kids are having so much fun going down this rubber slide. Little do they know they have played this game once before.


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Who knew one of our favorite ladies is hiding a secret? Is it Crackerjacks? Juggs McGee? Whoever it is, they're better off than a actress who fails at flirting and an athlete's wannabe-actress wife. It's all real!

Reformed pill-popper Elizabeth Wurtzel dragged herself out of the "I'm an author" gutter and went to law school at age 40. But then she failed the bar exam. Today, she's taking it again! Good luck Liz! Legalize like a champion!

First, there was the viral video monstrosity that is "David After Dentist." But as anyone who's been to the dentist knows, that scenario is recreated all the time.

The Texas Court of Appeals ruled that a condemned man's execution should go forward even though the judge in his case was sleeping with the prosecutor. And the judge in question has an unintentionally comical rebuke, for her detractors!

[Angelina Jolie filming a new movie in Paris; image via Splash]

Can you guess what movie this image comes from? Check back for the answer at 4pm today.

Beatrice Inn and the Jane Hotel were closed by prissy neighbours. Downtown stalwarts like Lit and the Box face constant scrutiny from the city. So the newest hangout for celebrities (not to mention strippers and transsexuals) is a random apartment.

Papa Lohan's acting out coincided with LiLo's "rock bottom." The search for Andrew Koenig continues. Russell Brand leaves Katy Perry "bedridden" for days. Lady Gaga wants to make babies with her stylist. Tuesday gossip is in need of a father figure.

Joseph Stack, the man who divebombed a tax office in Texas in his small plane last week is being held up, albeit mainly euphemistically and anonymously, as an anti-big-government hero by the tea party movement.

Jeff Toobin's fetish is too-hot-to-print. Outing Anderson is a national pastime and Barbara Walters has more sex than you do. If gravitas, hairspray, and that thousand-mile teleprompter gaze are your thing, here's your dossier for meth-smoking, anal-fisting, camera-loving news anchors.

Will Fox News chyron errors ever cease to humorous? Arizona's J.D. Hayworth saw his political career go down in Abramoff-fueled flames. Now Fox thinks he is a woman. Read on if you like typo screengrabs. You know who you are.

The New York police officer accused of sodomizing a man he stopped and searched in the subway was acquitted last night. "If you want to commit a murder, join the NYPD," the man, Michael Mineo, told the AP, referring to previous murder acquittals. Later he added. "Who's going to police the police?"

Hey, it worked for Paris Hilton. High Society's trailers show a blonde slurring about "the n-word" and "retarded" (the offensive epithet du jour!) but they've also got a gay socialite of ambiguous race and "Malik So Chic," so 'sallgood, right?