In possibly the most pointless ad campaign in history, Time Inc, Conde Nast, Hearst, Wenner Media and Meredith will place ads in magazines that argue, to those already reading magazines, that magazines offer a better experience than the internet. [WSJ]

She did this before getting knocked up with Suri—but what if she's trying to buy Suri's freedom? Tiger and Elin share a home, Jude Law meets his love child, Courtney Love terrifies again. Monday gossip has mixed feelings.

America's prisons will soon be full of outlaw podiatrists — calloused, hardened criminals. The New Yorker examines wide-ranging negligence and fraud cases in Manhattan and reveals that one podiatrist in Chicago is also on death row.

JFK's main runway is closed for repairs from today. Expect delays, fewer flights and more expensive tickets. Hold-ups will also have a ripple effect on LA, Orlando and San Francisco. [AP]

Last week our own John Cook compared Murdoch to King Lear. New York Magazine's big feature on the man and his dynasty, out today, can't resist the same metaphor to describe the infighting, empire-building and war-mongering at News Corp.

And you thought the Olympics were over. America's two best female skiers sparred on Twitter after Vonn's crash messed up Mancuso's giant slalom. Now, check out Julia's Facebook page. Her fans totally hate that chick. And her big, gold-medal-winning butt.

Everyone was puzzled upon learning that Jerry Seinfeld's triumphant return to NBC would be as the producer of a reality/game show called The Marriage Ref. After seeing the first episode, we are still puzzled. The Marriage Ref is a mess.

Multiple choice: Last night, jack-of-all-pop-culture Touré was... (a.) Twitter-hacked by his "cousin (PhD student/insane mf)" (b.) insensitive about delicate issues like rape, race, and sex (c.) a genius at stoking controversy (d.) all of the above.

To most, Michael Saylor is famous for losing a record-setting $6B in one day. To us, he's famous for emailing sexy svelte photos after we published a fat one. New photographic evidence suggests Saylor's still living large and looking thin.

After two Chile-riffic episodes, the teams finally made their way to another country! All they needed was to take a "scenic, six-hour" bus ride through the Andes into Bariloche, Argentina. And the challenges had the cowboys written all over them.

Big Love's husband and wives exchanged places as Bill learned to share Margie with another man (a Green card marriage for his bastard child), and Nikki, influenced by questionable hormones, realized her true love for Bill, and her accompanying jealousies.

It's no secret that Jeopardy! contestants sometimes crack under pressure and give WTF-worthy answers. Our girl—and, now, Gawker.TV commenter—Lysette Tidwell is one example. But on Friday's episode, a fellow named Ashok gave two of the worst answers imaginable.

What is a "blogger"? A number of famous bloggers at the Atlantic are getting introspective now that a fancy redesign has assimilated them all (except Andrew Sullivan) into a faceless system of channels and tag pages.

Well, that's it. The XXI Winter Olympic Games in Vancouver are officially over, and they went out with an eclectic/eccentric bang, courtesy the closing ceremony. Inside, video and screengrabs of the ceremony's newsworthy moments, along with your open thread discussion!

Katie Couric's contract at CBS expires in about a year. According to the Times, the network has "talked to Anderson Cooper of CNN about an anchor job." The celebratory pictures alone would make this a very wise move. [NYT]

Damon Wayans' stand up isn't very well known, but it's pretty fun. In this clip he takes on Mike Tyson and talks about how his jokes about Tyson get him into loads of trouble.

After the Haiti earthquake, a lot of people had a problem with the media referring to the looting there as "looting". This was racist, it was argued. Now white people in Chile are looting. Kumbaya.

We Live In Public documents the life of the greatest Internet pioneer you've never heard of, artist, futurist and visionary Josh Harris. A riveting, cautionary tale of what to expect as the virtual world inevitably takes control of our lives.

Okay, time to say goodbye. I'm moving eight blocks up the street. This has been absurd. I'm starting at the Village Voice tomorrow. This is embarassing. TLDR warning. Whatever. Here we go:

Today is Weekend Editor Foster Kamer's last day. Transparency is paramount, and as such, his exit interview is being presented without edits on the site. Andrew Krucoff of Young Manhattanite acted as the interviewer and witness to the following.