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Today at Gawker.TV, Alan Thicke liste ns to his son's music while getting it on, David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel miss those Late Night Wars, we investigate Ryan Seacrest's crush on Simon Cowell, and Justified left us feeling very indifferent.

A board-mounted camera, sun soaked waves and a trippy editing style make this video a temporary vacation from your day.

The Way We Live Now: Sportingly. We shall not behave as animals simply because the recession is ravaging our society, shall we? As long as we have sports, we shall always have dignity. Uh. Do we still have sports?

This video generates more questions than it answers: what is "Elephant Toothpaste?" Do elephants even need toothpaste? Oh, nevermind- the colors are bright and the music is jaunty, and that's all a video really needs.

Another aide to Gov. David Paterson is out: Press secretary Marissa Shorenstein has resigned.

"Man on the street" reportage doesn't get much better than in this classic clip. Fox News relinquishes their microphone to a drunken amateur newscaster, Adam, who is here to remind us about the true meaning of St. Patrick's Day.

Essence had substantial layoffs last November. Now, the beauty director's retiring, the beauty editor has left, and we hear an assistant was fired and the whole fashion team is AWOL today. Fashion PR people are worried! Know more? Email us.

LOST continues to bring up new questions, refusing to answer the queries everyone is dying to have answered. Last night's episode held a lot of promise without delivery. Bothered? Don't be. The entire episode has been reworked after the jump!

All the nerds are in one place this week at SXSW, but, let's face it, we all have a little bit of nerd in us. These days geekdom is large and diverse enough for everyone. Where do you fit in?

Jack Skellington visits a strange land where everyone gets drunk and wears green. I knew I saw him passed out on the PATH train coming from Hoboken the other weekend!

Harold Ford's recent night out at the Waldorf-Astoria took an apparently unwelcome turn. (Alt. headline: Harold Ford announces his intention to be New York's dog.) [TAP via Wonkette]

The last time we showed you a definitive Lost video, you guys felt a little cheated. That was unfair of us. So here, for real this time, is a video that single-handedly explains all of the show's mysteries. Namaste.

Tina Brown's The Daily Brown wants to own the first Google result for "John Edwards Tiger Woods Sex Tape." Today's scoop: John Edwards maybe liked to sleep with lots of women! According to Andrew Young, who is just guessing.

Listen closely to this Sky News report from last summer. Looks like someone forgot to fill in part of the autocue. I imagine it would have taken up, oh, "12 words or 4 seconds" or so.

Ryan Seacrest got all up in Simon Cowell's grill last night on Idol. It all seemed a bit theatrical and forced, but it just reeked of sexual tension. Why? Because Ryan Seacrest wants to make sweet love to Simon Cowell.

This woman is serious business. In her next video she should fight a cougar...either kind. No, BOTH kinds. At once.

The Kips Bay Decorator Show House is an annual fundraiser for the Kips Bay Boys and Girls Club wherein big-name interior designers dress up a pricey Manhattan home for society ladies to tour. Only this year, there's no home. Scandal!

Once bloggers picked up on the fact that Intrade had gotten rather bullish on Obamacare, the price plummeted to 35. Today it's back up in the 60s. Curious!

Guinness brewmaster Fergal Murray waxes poetic on how to pour the perfect pint. It's all about the two-part pour. And mavelling at the "glorious surge." And the wonderful, creamy head. "You want to drink it with your eyes." Mmm, yes!